Some Technical Treason.
Six ways to effectively speed up your P.C.
1.Place it on Jet, as close as possible to front. 2.Increase your ram by putting him on growth hormones. Fasten your P.C. onto your enhanced ram, taking care not to hinder or compromise his circulation. Then whip him with a U.S.B. hub, at end of two metres of cable. 3.Now this is a beauty! Give it maximum acceleration with an aircraft carrier "elastic thing"! 4.Swith your P.C. "on". 5.Take aforementioned Jet for a spin.
Now, shoud your P.C. be too fast, replace it with yourself and repeat steps 1,2,3, and step two, again.