More Tips For New Writers (Part IV)When you begin writing for your home based business, never lose sight of
following facts:
1. People notice things (sometimes even
most minute detail) 2. People remember things (sometimes even
most minute detail) 3. People love to point out mistakes (sometimes even
most minute detail) 4. People will magnify minute details.
Some people enjoy finding errors and pointing them out, even to
extent of writing books on
subject. Other people (and I admit to being one) can’t help noticing errors and find them so horrific that they (inadvertently and quite without malice) magnify them out of all proportion.
When you write for
public, you are poking your head above
edge of
literary trench and inviting them to pierce your brain with critical bullets. It is only sensible to take proper precautions. The tin helmet is not a great fashion accessory but, in these circumstances, much preferable to a baseball cap.
I used to work for a lawyer who had a selection of favourite words and phrases which he would drop into correspondence or conversation in order to impress people. These beauties included
phrase "most busiest" (makes me grind my teeth), "at
end of
day" (yawn), "in essence" (used relentlessly to introduce any minor point) and "very unique" (why does a unique word have to be devalued in that way?).
The day arrived when he discovered "vociferously" and latched onto it as his new favourite word. After several trial outings, he obviously became comfortable with "vociferously" and introduced "vociferous". Eventually he was managing to use one of them in every letter and conversation. He wrote to other lawyers informing them that he wanted to work vociferously to an early conclusion of
matter in hand. He told insurance companies that his clients’ losses would have been smaller if those companies had worked vociferously. He wrote to clients assuring them of his most vociferous attention at all times.
I didn’t understand why he thought it was a good idea for everybody to be shouting. When
awful truth dawned on me, I cringed: I realised that he didn‘t actually know
meaning of
word. I never did find out exactly what he thought it meant. I could hardly ask him. That would have led to a conversation I did not want to join in. How much good do you think it would do your career to impart to your boss
information that he appeared not know
meaning of a word he used on a daily basis? Trust me on this: promotion would not come into it.
You may call me old fashioned but I believe that professional people ought to have a reasonable level of education. At
very least they should know how to look words up in
dictionary before trotting them out for
delight of
general public.