IKEA - Hell on Earth

Written by Birmingham UK Com


What is it about IKEA that causes so much emotion and stress? Hated and loathed by some,repparttar IKEA experience has reached almost cult status with a large following of worshippers inrepparttar 103327 UK. I userepparttar 103328 term worshippers carefully and only with reference torepparttar 103329 fact that you really to have to worship it in order to go back there.

At its recently opened store in North London 5 people ended up detained in hospital due to being crushed by crowds eager to purchase special offer bargains at midnight. Local roads were blocked and thousands turned up to take advantage ofrepparttar 103330 bargains in what turned into a fiasco afterrepparttar 103331 store had to close after just 30 minutes.

Just what is it about IKEA that turns people into greedy, argumentative and selfish individuals? The answer lies withinrepparttar 103332 very structure of every IKEA store. Firstly, IKEA is so popular it is almost always going to be busy – unless you get up early on a Sunday morning – and even then there is no guarantee!

Lets take you throughrepparttar 103333 process of a shopping trip torepparttar 103334 Wonderland fantasy world of IKEA.

1.Get up early inrepparttar 103335 morning and drive to IKEA before it opens in an attempt to beatrepparttar 103336 rush. Traffic is not as heavy asrepparttar 103337 last time you visited but you are stuck in a queue for over 20 minutes.

2.The store opens andrepparttar 103338 crowds rush in, making straight forrepparttar 103339 little yellow bags they then hustle and jostle forrepparttar 103340 stairs. Now you are stuck in a moving throng of human bodies as you are forced to wind your way through every single department of IKEA when all you really wanted to do was visitrepparttar 103341 kitchen area. To compensate you nick a couple of their diddy little pencils forrepparttar 103342 kids.

3.The restaurant is already full, some people have found they need a break already and are busy feeding their faces inrepparttar 103343 equivalent of a motorway café for IKEA cult members. This is where you start swearing under your breath and personally promise that you will never visit IKEA again. Slightly rattled now, you begin to move throughrepparttar 103344 furniture area with its neatly arranged in near perfect rows of organised clutter which is calling out to you for special attention. It is almost as if some form of subliminal messaging has taken over your mind as you imagine your bedroom transformed and adorned in IKEA glory.

4.Finally you make it torepparttar 103345 kitchen area with its OGLAs and INGO’s from BJORKUDDEN. You realiserepparttar 103346 situation is worse than you thought it was. You are now being brainwashed into learning Swedish. Why can’t a shelf be called a shelf and a chair be called a chair for goodness sake.

5.An hour later you are nearingrepparttar 103347 check out queue. You came in for some kitchenware but you are now struggling with a flat pack JOKK, a LEKSVIK and some dodgy looking ENETRI. Your confused? You should be. After what seems like an age you finally make it past check out. Hurrah, a sigh of relief and a sinking feeling as you spotrepparttar 103348 Hot Dog stand. You have to stop atrepparttar 103349 Hot Dog stand. It’s not an option.

6.Here you are at last. The best Hot Dog outlet in town. Hot Dog Speciale forrepparttar 103350 discerning Hot Dog lover. The King of Hot Dogs. The sausages are steamed, grilled untilrepparttar 103351 skin is fried and they are then placed in a succulent moist bun. Elbow to elbow and shoving for your own little space around one of those little round tables built for Elves you struggle to enjoy your Hot Dog. Ketchup and mustard is in abundance which is more than can be said for any seating. However,repparttar 103352 Hot Dog was your reward and your one little indulgence forrepparttar 103353 grief that IKEA have put you through overrepparttar 103354 last two hours.

How to go forward and not backwards with your business.

Written by Robin Araoz


When I was little and learning to walk, I had a problem... I couldn´t crawl forward, instead I did it backward. My parents told me that every time I tried to do it right, it went wrong!

But, that was a long time ago, and, as you can imagine, I finally learned to walk, just like most people, just like you.

Maybe you´re asking yourself what does this have to do with owning a home based business or an online business?

Well, a lot!

Many people who are trying to start or run their businesses haverepparttar same problem. They aren't walking forward. They're heading in a another direction, maybe backward, maybe sideways. Or they aren't even moving.., ever felt that way?

Why do we feel that way?

Here are a couple ofrepparttar 103326 reasons:

Too much information and too many problems - all at once.

---- How can you handlerepparttar 103327 information overload?

---- How can you move past those obstacles?

Stop and think about yourself for a second. When you were learning to walk, how did you deal with all that falling down? Why can you walk today?

The reason is that you had something inside you called -

Perseverance, and something more, called - Consistency

Even if you don´t remember it, you had a reason to persevere and to be consistent, and that was because of your target. You had a goal that burned inside you. And that was...

Learning to walk!

Think of a hunter who knows he has a target. Each and every effort he makes is to reach that target. Every step he takes is focused onrepparttar 103328 target. And even if there are other animals around, his focus is on one only.

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