The other day I was finishing my dinner and about to watch
latest episode of 24 when
phone rang. "No problem," I say to myself and quickly pressed
pause button on
Tivo.I glance down and who's on
phone but Ted - an old high school buddy. Now, this might sound innocuous but, without revealing my age, let's just say I hadn't spoken to Ted in quite some time. In fact, it'd been over ten years since we'd had any contact.
The conversation went something like this:
Me: Hello?
Ted: Geoffrey, hey man, this is Ted, how you been doing?
Me: Fine, and you?
Ted: Great, great - hey, remember when *blah blah blah*...Ted proceeds to talk about
glory days for
next 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting in my chair wanting to watch 24 and thinking, "Will you just shut up and get to
point?"
Eventually Ted says something stops blathering about
past and goes in for
kill:
Ted: Hey, listen, it's great to chat about
past and all. In fact, that's why I called you. I always respected you and wanted your opinion on something.
It's at this point that my MLM radar goes off. Yes, every one of us loves to be told we're respected. We also like to hear how much people love us and how our business acumen is
best thing since Donald Trump.
It is, however, totally out of character for most people. Think about it for a second...when was
last time that you were told by someone that they always respected you and want your opinion. Now, when was
last time that happened and they didn't want something?