By: The Icon Diet Reader
I am new to
world of
gym. Having resolved to make my health and fitness a priority, spending time at
gym is becoming a staple in my weekly routine. While I find that I am getting well acquainted with different exercises and exercise machines, there is one area of
gym that I fear to tread.
Behind a partial wall, tucked to
rear of
building, away from
cardio machines, spinning rooms and yoga mats, is
free weight room. When I work
weight machines I am a stones throw from
free weight room, not close enough to really see what goes on in there, but definitely close enough to hear what goes on in there.
They say if you sit long enough in one place,
whole world will pass you by. This may be true, but if you sit long enough near
free weight room, you see a whole other world of gym patron pass you by. Into this mysterious room disappear giant men, their poor t-shirts barely able to contain their burly mass, arms propped out by massive lats; Amazon women with bodies of iron and physique most men would sell their mothers for. They disappear behind
wall and for a good while they vanish. All that remains is their grunting.
From
free weight room issues forth a chorus of hissing and grunting that would put any tennis player to shame. Now being a novice in
gym, I can only assume
grunting issues forth under
Herculean effort needed to heft such tremendous weights. On my side of
wall,
weight machine side, we are a quiet lot. The only break in
peace is
occasional clang of a poorly executed rep. In fact, on my side of
gym we are so quite, that no one even notices when we come and go. We are like gym ninjas – stealthy and quite. I would like to think that we choose to leave
grunting to
giants on
other side of
wall. Of course, really this is totally untrue. I choose to leave
grunting to
giants on
other side of
wall because I am totally ignorant of free weights.