By: The Icon Diet Reader
I am new to world of gym. Having resolved to make my health and fitness a priority, spending time at gym is becoming a staple in my weekly routine. While I find that I am getting well acquainted with different exercises and exercise machines, there is one area of gym that I fear to tread.
Behind a partial wall, tucked to rear of building, away from cardio machines, spinning rooms and yoga mats, is free weight room. When I work weight machines I am a stones throw from free weight room, not close enough to really see what goes on in there, but definitely close enough to hear what goes on in there.
They say if you sit long enough in one place, whole world will pass you by. This may be true, but if you sit long enough near free weight room, you see a whole other world of gym patron pass you by. Into this mysterious room disappear giant men, their poor t-shirts barely able to contain their burly mass, arms propped out by massive lats; Amazon women with bodies of iron and physique most men would sell their mothers for. They disappear behind wall and for a good while they vanish. All that remains is their grunting.
From free weight room issues forth a chorus of hissing and grunting that would put any tennis player to shame. Now being a novice in gym, I can only assume grunting issues forth under Herculean effort needed to heft such tremendous weights. On my side of wall, weight machine side, we are a quiet lot. The only break in peace is occasional clang of a poorly executed rep. In fact, on my side of gym we are so quite, that no one even notices when we come and go. We are like gym ninjas – stealthy and quite. I would like to think that we choose to leave grunting to giants on other side of wall. Of course, really this is totally untrue. I choose to leave grunting to giants on other side of wall because I am totally ignorant of free weights.