How can anyone ever become a saint? Performing three miracles is so time consuming, and just what counts as a miracle these days?
Luckily, you can (right now) become a modern saint of Church of Reformed unimentalists. Their web address is www.yousaint.com
The church believes that everyone can have moments when they are saintly, so why not let them become a saint.
This belief is tied to a concern that many items and events in modern life currently have no parton saint to look over them.
Combining these two problems provided solution, to offer modern sainthoods.
If you can provide details of a deed you have accomplished that you feel qualifies you as a Saint, together with a small donation of just £35 you will become a full Patron Saint of church.
To commemorate your sainthood, a gift pack is sent to new saint. This pack includes an Audio CD recording of your canonisation ceremony, a certificate, and further information about your new patron subject and Church of Reformed Unimentalists.