Here are your big stories for upcoming new season:·Kobe Bryant found guilty of rape. Lakers are forced to “bend over” for Kobe’s manhood and finish with their worst record in 10 years ·Mark Cuban shocks world as he gives away Dallas Mavericks on his show, The Benefactor! Although show was cancelled before this episode was aired, transfer of ownership is legal and binding. ·Vince Carter traded to Knicks! Unfortunately, trade had to be annulled after Vince fails medical. After years of speculation, doctors confirm that Carter indeed has no heart.
Ok, so those may not actually pan out, but here are some that we think will:
·SHAQ catches latino Heat in Miami as city gets playoff fever ·James may be King, but it’s Carmelo that finds playoff gold for 2nd year in a row ·Vince Carter traded Knicks! Team then goes on to loss 15 straight and fall out of playoff contention as Vince’s heart is called into question.
The focus of this year will not be on top two draft picks, but on (arguably) top 2 players in league. Expect Kobe and Shaq to dominate national headlines as each will set out to prove that they were not cause of Lakers collapse in Final’s against Nets. It is a matter of public record that during stretches of last 2 seasons, that when either Kobe or Shaq would go down with an “injury”, Lakers won more with Kobe OUT of line-up, then when Shaq was out of lineup. Much more, as this chart from www.82games.com will illustrate
Plus/Minus splits for Shaq-Kobe PlayerSituation+/-Off48Def48Net48WLW% Shaqwith Kobe+379 104.0 93.5 +10.5 45 10 81% Shaqw/out Kobe+57 95.0 91.2 +3.8 34 29 54% Kobewith Shaq+379 104.0 93.5 +10.5 45 10 81% Kobew/out Shaq-67 94.7 99.3 -4.6 22 36 38%