Better yet how would YOU like to have a travel buddy who actually holds
World’s Record of Most Girlfriends!Let’s go on a vacation, but this time lets skip, Ft. Lauderdale, Hawaii, Bahamas and Cancun. Let’s go where girls love Western Men like you and me.
I am Elvis Preston King I have always been master of how to pick up girls. Back home in United States and Canada I noticed as I began to grow older girls would stick up their nose up at me. I claim to be American and Canadian as one of my parents is from Toronto, and other parent is from Kansas City. Of course I was born in Mississippi and I grew up in Memphis.
Even when I would pull up to curb in my Rolls Royce Limo and my Ferrari F40 girls wouldn’t give me time of day. Enough is enough. Young Western women don’t appreciate Older Man. That goes for you German, French, Italian, English, Dutch and all of rest of you.
Well, simply put I got so angry one day when I was trying to pick up a young 18 year old Hollywood, California girl who wouldn’t even give me her phone number let alone talk to me. I said that’s it. I sold my Hillsboro beach Florida penthouse, put my cars in storage and hopped on a plane to Dominican Republic and I haven’t been home since and that was five years ago. I have many sexual paradises of earth that I like to travel to. I now hold world record of more girlfriends than any man on earth. I have over 1000 active girlfriends and I am sad to say that I am broken up with over 2000 girls who have left me high but not dry. They caught me fooling around with another girl!
Of course, a wife would be nice, but how can you pick just one wife out of all these beautiful young dream girls. I might accept a harem of wives, but I’d get bored with them too and move on I am sure. I am sorry when you’re Elvis and every young beauty loves you it’s just too big of a temptation to stray. I could never be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I tried it. I had runner up Miss Universe from one country and I couldn’t be loyal. Good luck Donald Trump! I think you made a big mistake getting married to a young beauty. Same to you Larry Ellison, with your money you don’t need a wife. There are other more suitable arrangements than marriage that can be made! I have girls that I sleep with and girls who take care of my cooking and cleaning. Needless to say if you are senior playboy king you have to eat right.
