Are you tired of trying to convince your spouse that you need another printer? Tired of using
old sluggish ink hog that you got 10 years ago as a hand-me-down from your cousin that only came to visit once just after you bought that new Beer Meister?After you get through with your printer, with my expert guidance, your partner will probably agree that it's time for an upgrade. Just a few of my tips will be all that you need. In some cases only one of these slick tips will do
trick. You might get lucky. Let's get started.
If your printer is near a wall you're in luck. Sit on your chair directly in front of your printer and put both hands firmly on
front of
printer. Now while issuing a blood curdling Bruce Lee scream thrust your arms forward while imagining that you are going to push your printer directly through
wall and landing on your German marble tiled patio floor outside.
Ok, if that doesn't work try unplugging
printers connection to
computer. If you are using a parallel connection that's better because
cable is thicker than
new USB cables. Make sure
cable is still connected to
printer. Firmly hold
cable in both hands and face away from your printer. Now step slightly to one side and make like you are Joe DiMaggio at bat. Believe you are hitting that ball and follow through. If you're lucky your printer will go over
fence before
cable breaks. Be sure to let go of
cable when you follow through.