Do you know how much easier it is to learn right way to do things if at first you see wrong way? Think about it. Think about everything you ever learned by trial and error from first time you fell off you bike onwards. Well, I'm going to show you how to apply this learning principle to your online efforts in seven easy lessons, no risk. And believe me, I'm an expert!
1. Don't get your own domain
Why would you want to invest a measly $35 (max) in your business annually on some name? You know who you are, right? You have no trouble believing that several hundred gazillion Internet strangers in almost as many countries will trust you - if they find you - even without a reputable brand and ID.
Fine, go get yourself one of those l-o-n-g URLs at a free website that takes at least as long to load as it does to remember. Better still go get one of those self-replicated, absolutely identical, clone "programs" with a FREE website. Write me when you get it to top of search engine listings. No, I cant wait that long, write me when you get it listed on search engines at all. I expect my mailbox won't be overflowing.
2. Don't have any original products to sell
You're OK with that business-in-a-box (for people in boxes, I guess?) that only requires you to give things away. It only cost you $69.95 to get in, so there's no risk. No selling, anyone can do this ... You'll earn $689,000,075 daily (give or take $689 million). On WHAT exactly, may I ask?
While you're at it, just get a heap of affiliate banners, throw them on a page, invite two friends to visit and they're gonna buy stuff. Don't sell anything you know about, don't use products and services yourself and above all make sure there is no information, explanation, testimonials or even text anywhere to be found on your site.
Don't be fooled by "experts" who tell you that only way to make any real money is to have something that's 100% yours (your profit), can be delivered online and is not only wanted by your carefully chosen market, but actually useful.
3. Don't publish a newsletter
See lesson 6 if you MUST do email marketing. Everyone, well both of them who found you by accident, maybe they were two friends? Is gonna buy, buy, buy, moment they hit your website and read your carefully written information about your products and services that tells them what's in it for them. Oh, no I told you that you don't need it. How silly of me.
Don't think that you have to prove yourself to be an expert in your field: don't think that least it does is keep reminding folks to come back and that you didn't fly-by-night. You'll never need to ask people to recommend you to their friends or put your offers in front of them many times before they'll be comfortable to buy from you. Forget marketing rules.
4. Submit your site to 100,000,000 places daily
You've got masses of time on your hands right? So you can afford to spend it all, wildly submitting your site everywhere to 9 million search engines and 99 gazillion free links pages.
Throw enough $*** and it will stick, won't it? It'll stink too! When did you last look for something on 9 millionth search engine? When did you trawl around links pages looking for a good deal? Do you think you're only one who doesn't?