I had a long drive ahead of me...I set off at
crack of dawn to avoid
rush hour traffic and get to my destination as early as possible. There were very few cars on
local roads at that time in
morning and no pedestrians that I noticed. The road I was on seemed almost deserted, except for when I reached a straight section of tree-lined avenue not far from home.
There in
centre of
road ahead sat a little grey squirrel.
I suspect that
little chap was quite shocked to see my car. He jumped up in surprise and began rapidly looking this way and that. Then he began what could have been mistaken for a little dance. A few steps to
left, a few steps to
right, and repeat. He really couldn't make his mind up which way to run to escape. Should he go left or should he go right?
In fact, he was moving back and forth so much, I had to swerve several times before I managed to hit him!
OK, cheap laugh! Well, it made me laugh anyway. I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist
temptation. Must be my warped sense of humour.
I promise you, I never ran him down I slowed down enough to let him safely escape. The last time I saw him he was fit and well, and running up a tree. Honest your honour!
The little critter knew he had to do something to survive, he just couldn't decide which direction to go.