Well....., I got some good news and I got some bad news. It's come to my attention that some of you want to be cyberjunkies. Which do you want first? I’ll give you good news first. YOU can!! It’s very simple. The bad news is: It’s not easy and it could be messy. Let’s take a look at both. Simple is as simple does. Most everyone reading this is somewhat computer savvy. At least you know how to turn thing on and maneuver around. So, I’m assuming you Haven’t just brought it home and taken it out of box. Most too often, cyberjunkies get caught up in way something works, theory behind it and trying to logically make sense out of it. DON’T DO THAT!!

This is one of main reasons cyberprofiting is not easy. WE make it hard. We make it hard in our own minds.

There are unlimited resources on net to tell you how to do something. But, have you ever noticed how long it takes you to initiate action after you have completely read book you just purchased? YOU make it hard on yourself! Just because you don’t understand everything you read or completely follow what author says, you say to yourself, I’ll wait till I understand it.

Now, I’ve stopped talking to you and gone to preaching to myself.

I want to relay to you a short but amusing story. When I first started on internet it was late 1996. I was single, still am, hummm.........I wonder if that means anything,

Anyway, I was on AOL one night looking at ladies profiles. Well, all of a sudden, this window pops up on my screen and nearly scares pee out of me. I thought my computer had gone to messing with my head. Anyway, window had a send button, so I figured I could type something and send it back.

Yea, I know........I hear you saying "that's easy for you to say".! Well......why don't you just pout about it then? You know, I want to tell you a funny story about a salesperson in a BIG slump. This person I actually trained before she moved on to another job many years ago.

Now, you know what a slump is, right? Don't ya? If you have ever been in outside sales you know what a slump is. But, now, on this wild thing we call internet, we think we don't have to worry about "slumps" because we're big internet tycoons. Yeah! Right. More like typhoons. A big bag "o" wind.

Well, anyway, this particular salesperson was in presentation with a very wealthy businessman and trying her best to make a 5 million dollar sale. Talk about pressure. And, we sweat over $50 bucks.

Well, this sales lady had given her finest presentation, she had polished it, she had smoothed it, she had rehearsed it till all rough edges were off, and it was round as a bowling ball. She just knew this sale was in bag. She had already spent commission so she had to make this deal fly.

As presentation rolled on, after an hour and a half, she began feeling that she was not making a connection with this prospect. And, you know that nagging little voice inside your head that says, "Hey dummy" you ain't gonna make car payment next month? Well, it started talking to her. And, she say's of all times, right in middle of my presentation I just yelled out, "oh sh**".

Her prospect, being an elderly sophisticated gentleman and just a little bit hard of hearing says, what? What? She said, in her most humble tone of voice, "oh excuse me sir, but could you direct me to lady's room". He said, OHHHH! Certainly.

She says to me, with a look of total confidence on her face, like she knew exactly what she was doing and saying all time, she walked right into that lady's room and took a big load off her mind. She say's and not a second too soon.

After composing herself she remembered what I had told her several years before about laughing. About how good it is for soul. She thought to herself, that's my medicine.

So being as quite as she could she started laughing.