Hey CyberJunkie, Clean that Booger off Your Nose!

Written by Richard Vegas

By Richard Vegas © 2002

Well....., I got some good news and I got some bad news. It's come to my attention that some of you want to be cyberjunkies. Which do you want first? Iíll give yourepparttar good news first. YOU can!! Itís very simple. The bad news is: Itís not easy and it could be messy. Letís take a look at both. Simple is as simple does. Most everyone reading this is somewhat computer savvy. At least you know how to turnrepparttar 117496 thing on and maneuver around. So, Iím assuming you Havenít just brought it home and taken it out ofrepparttar 117497 box. Most too often, cyberjunkies get caught up inrepparttar 117498 way something works,repparttar 117499 theory behind it and trying to logically make sense out of it. DONíT DO THAT!!

This is one ofrepparttar 117500 main reasons cyberprofiting is not easy. WE make it hard. We make it hard in our own minds.

There are unlimited resources onrepparttar 117501 net to tell you how to do something. But, have you ever noticed how long it takes you to initiate action after you have completely readrepparttar 117502 book you just purchased? YOU make it hard on yourself! Just because you donít understand everything you read or completely follow whatrepparttar 117503 author says, you say to yourself, Iíll wait till I understand it.

Now, Iíve stopped talking to you and gone to preaching to myself.

I want to relay to you a short but amusing story. When I first started onrepparttar 117504 internet it was late 1996. I was single, still am, hummm.........I wonder if that means anything,

Anyway, I was on AOL one night looking at ladies profiles. Well, all of a sudden, this window pops up on my screen and nearly scaresrepparttar 117505 pee out of me. I thought my computer had gone to messing with my head. Anyway,repparttar 117506 window had a send button, so I figured I could type something and send it back.

Well, This lady onrepparttar 117507 other end says to me after some short introductions, "Do you cyber"? I said, "what is cyber"? Now remember, I have only been onrepparttar 117508 internet less than a week. So, she says, "You know" Cyber. I said No, "What is cyber"? She said, "CYBER SEX" in all caps. Kinda like she was getting mad at me.

In a Slump?, Rejoice I Say, Rejoice!

Written by Richard Vegas

Richard Vegas ©2002

Yea, I know........I hear you saying "that's easy for you to say".! Well......why don't you just pout about it then? You know, I want to tell you a funny story about a salesperson in a BIG slump. This person I actually trained before she moved on to another job many years ago.

Now, you know what a slump is, right? Don't ya? If you have ever been in outside sales you know what a slump is. But, now, on this wild thing we callrepparttar internet, we think we don't have to worry about "slumps" because we're big internet tycoons. Yeah! Right. More like typhoons. A big bag "o" wind.

Well, anyway, this particular salesperson was in presentation with a very wealthy businessman and trying her best to make a 5 million dollar sale. Talk about pressure. And, we sweat over $50 bucks.

Well, this sales lady had given her finest presentation, she had polished it, she had smoothed it, she had rehearsed it till allrepparttar 117495 rough edges were off, and it was round as a bowling ball. She just knew this sale was inrepparttar 117496 bag. She had already spentrepparttar 117497 commission so she had to make this deal fly.

Asrepparttar 117498 presentation rolled on, after an hour and a half, she began feeling that she was not making a connection with this prospect. And, you know that nagging little voice inside your head that says, "Hey dummy" you ain't gonna makerepparttar 117499 car payment next month? Well, it started talking to her. And, she say's of allrepparttar 117500 times, right inrepparttar 117501 middle of my presentation I just yelled out, "oh sh**".

Her prospect, being an elderly sophisticated gentleman and just a little bit hard of hearing says, what? What? She said, in her most humble tone of voice, "oh excuse me sir, but could you direct me torepparttar 117502 lady's room". He said, OHHHH! Certainly.

She says to me, with a look of total confidence on her face, like she knew exactly what she was doing and saying allrepparttar 117503 time, she walked right into that lady's room and took a big load off her mind. She say's and not a second too soon.

After composing herself she remembered what I had told her several years before about laughing. About how good it is forrepparttar 117504 soul. She thought to herself, that's my medicine.

So being as quite as she could she started laughing.

So really guys, come on now listen, slumps are nothing more than a part of life on and offrepparttar 117505 internet. I know you've heard it said a thousand times by every hot dog seminar promoter that comes to town with his little bag of tricks that's going to get you making a zillion dollars byrepparttar 117506 time you complete his program and of course fork out your fourteen hundred dollars.

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