Growing Pains

Written by David Leonhardt


Growing Pains By David Leonhardt

Growing up is never easy. Just ask Little Lady, almost three-and-a-half, how hard it is. She’ll tell you. “It’s really, really hard. Half way throughrepparttar day, my parents are a complete wreck.”

She’s right. Sometimesrepparttar 110827 tension in here gets so thick you could almost slice it with a turbo-jet, 9,000 horsepower chainsaw. Almost.

Likerepparttar 110828 other day when we were leading Little Lady upstairs to go to bed. She decided thatrepparttar 110829 stairs wererepparttar 110830 perfect place to spring a surprise “balance” exam. So she pushed me to see if I would fall downrepparttar 110831 stairs, and maybe even knock my wife down alongrepparttar 110832 way.

“Hey! Don’t push me downrepparttar 110833 stairs.”

Obviously, I was missingrepparttar 110834 point ofrepparttar 110835 surprise exam. She pushed again.

“Don’t do that!” I almost shouted.

After two attempts, you would think I would be given an A+, but she pushed again.

I got fierce. “What part of ‘Don’t push me downrepparttar 110836 stairs!’ don’t you understand?”

“The ‘don’t’ part,” my wife interjected. “She understandsrepparttar 110837 rest all too well.”

Everybody has a different parenting style, and I am no-one to belittle others who raise their children differently. But I believerepparttar 110838 most effective parenting style isrepparttar 110839 don’t-cry-over-spilt-milk approach.

“Little Lady, where is your sippy cup?”

“I don’t know.”

“Is it inrepparttar 110840 living room?”

“I don’t know.”

“Is it here? No. What about here? No. Is it…ah, here it is and it’s empty. Good girl, you drank it all.”

“No, I just put it there.”

“Where’srepparttar 110841 milk?”

“Maybe inrepparttar 110842 carpet.”

In addition torepparttar 110843 assorted juices, milk and water that our voracious green carpet has sneaked from Little Lady’s sippy cup, there isrepparttar 110844 matter Little Sister’s milk bottle.

Did you know that if you tip it just right and apply optimum pressure, you can empty an entire baby bottle into a carpet? At one year old (almost), Little Sister has already masteredrepparttar 110845 technique. Next week I’ll be filling inrepparttar 110846 early enrollment forms for engineering school.

Somewhere out there is a cow whose sole purpose in life is to feed our living room carpet. But what happens to all that milk. By all rights, every step onrepparttar 110847 carpet should emit a very loud “squish” sound.

Stop Paying Two Phone Bills: Make Your Cell Phone Your Primary Line

Written by Syd Johnson


If you find a good service and affordable features, or spend a lot of time away from home, then consider going totally wireless.

Many cell phone customers are now using their cell phone as their primary phone line. Asrepparttar number of cell phone subscriber continues to rise,repparttar 110826 monthly fee for basic cell phone service are falling. If you spend a lot of time away from home or constantly have business phone calls forwarded to your cell phone, you can make your cell phone your primary phone line.

As more Americans go wireless,repparttar 110827 wireless industry has responded with more choices and lower prices for basic plans. You can send email, text messages, surfrepparttar 110828 web, listen to music and even take pictures with your cell phone. You can keep in touch and entertain yourself with your cell phone. Free nights and weekends, free long distance and of course, going from two phone bills to one, make this a very attractive option.

If you are ready to makerepparttar 110829 leap to wireless only, there are many, many opportunities inrepparttar 110830 cellular market for you. Before you makerepparttar 110831 leap, here arerepparttar 110832 three most common things that you want to consider to minimize your cell phone bill and maximize your usage and enjoyment.

Service Spend a few more dollars per month if necessary, but getrepparttar 110833 best service that you can afford. Customers and family members will not tolerate spotty service, dropped calls and interference on a daily basis. Figure out where you spendrepparttar 110834 majority of your time, indoors, outdoors, rural areas, dense urban areas or away on business trips. Make sure that your cell phone service is compatible with your geography and lifestyle.

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