You’ve come home from work dead tired. You grab
mail on your way in and notice your new copy of your favorite golfing magazine is in
pile. It puts a slight smile on your face as a picture of you on a couch with an adult beverage suddenly pops into your mind. After getting into your evening uniform (sweats and slippers) you make your way to your favorite reclining device with that drink and a snack in hand to make that vision on
couch a reality. You get all settled with
TV on for background and you finally enter
“Jell Zone” to enjoy that golf magazine and your well-deserved relaxation period. You go straight to
table of contents to see what is
most interesting article and there it is, swing advice from
winner of
last major tournament. “This is just what I need,” you say to yourself as you flip to
correct page knowing that your club tournament is 2 months away.
The article has one of those swing-sequence photo frames. It has some quotes from other pros. It has a sidebar from
“Top instructor of all time” with his ideas of
perfect swing. The second page of
article is dwarfed by an advertisement for
greatest swing gadget ever created by a human and endorsed by sixteen instruction schools in five countries. The author talks about how he “remade” his swing prior to winning that major but that his best buddy on tour is struggling using
same method and swing guru. The captions on each of
swing-sequence photos point out
minute details of where parts of
body of
pro are at 10 different positions during
swing and which of those are “technically not correct”.
You don’t want to give up on
article, since you really do need
swing advice, so you go to your dressing room mirror and check a couple of your body parts with some of
pictures in
article while attempting to freeze your swing at
same points as
stop-action photos. “I got it!” you tell yourself when you match a couple of these positions and then practice them outside with your real club. You congratulate yourself and then sit back down in your easy chair to get back to
business of relaxing.
A little later in
evening, you flip to
Golf Channel and instead of
usual tournament from 1994 there is a lesson program from a pro instructor. Lo and behold, he teaches that
move you worked so hard on an hour ago was
prevailing instruction of
1980’s and has since been proven to be “unreliable in competition”.
You jump out of your chair to go check your favorite golf sites about this guy on
show and it seems that he is everywhere when you do a search for him. A couple of articles you land on say he has
best golf instruction this side of
border and a couple more take pride in picking him apart. The instructor’s own website is loaded with testimonials from his students on how well his program worked for them so you keep surfing for further info.
This leads you to golf discussion boards, blogs, ezines, and untold numbers of websites that say that they have
secret to how to swing correctly. 3 hours later, you wake up from your golf web-surfing trance, realize you missed your bedtime an hour ago, and are now more confused than you were when before you opened that magazine in
mail. You found more advice than your mind can process on a weekend day let alone a day that you had 3 meetings, your best employee quit, and your boss said something like: “…if you can’t (blah blah blah)…. we’ll find someone who will”.