Getting Older

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Getting Older

These arerepparttar views of one person. One andrepparttar 118110 same person. The only difference isrepparttar 118111 change of views asrepparttar 118112 person gets older.

Before I leave school - Old people are smelly and weerepparttar 118113 floor at old peoples homes. They are always grumpy and tell you off a lot

Age 21 -35 - Old people are a bloody nuisance. They are so slow and keep getting inrepparttar 118114 way. These old people stand inrepparttar 118115 queue at Tesco's and actually count outrepparttar 118116 pounds and pennies torepparttar 118117 exact amount ofrepparttar 118118 shopping bill. They don't carry credit cards and they are too tight to use their mobile phones which are normally cast offs from their kids which are clunky and analogue with a battery life of 3 hours.

Age 35 - 45 I don't mind old people that much. I have started gettting grey hairs and have become worried about my pension in retirement. My kids are nearly grown up now and I wonder what nursing home they will put me in when I get older?

Age 45 - 65 Things are notrepparttar 118119 same as before. There is no respect forrepparttar 118120 elderly. Elderly people have to put up with young whipper snappers giving them verbal abuse and there is no common courtesy any longer. The government do not support elderly people properly. Elderly people are not appreciated.

Rindercella - The Pyslexic Drincess

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Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young girl called Rindercella.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. Atrepparttar end ofrepparttar 118109 day she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, andrepparttar 118110 other was called Betty Swallocks. They were real forrible huckers. They had featy sweet and featy swannies.

The sugly isters had tockets to go torepparttar 118111 ball, butrepparttar 118112 cotton runts wouldn't let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her Gairy Fodmother appeared.

Her name was Cupid Stunt and she was a light rucking fesbian with a twig bat.

She turned a pumpkin and mix sice into a hucking cuge farriage, and six dandy ronkeys with buge hillocks and dig bicks.

The Gairy Fodmother told Rindercella to be back by midnight or there would be a cucking falamity.

Atrepparttar 118113 ball Rindercella was dancing withrepparttar 118114 Pransome Hince, when suddenlyrepparttar 118115 clock struck twelve.

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