"GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard"

Written by Ed Williams

I’ve got a secret....

Yep, I’ve got a secret. A big ole secret. A big, nice ole secret. A secret by which all other secrets can be measured and evaluated by. The mother, in fact, no,repparttar Godzilla of all secrets...

What? Y’all want to know what my secret is? What I‘m talking about here? GASP!!!! Y’all do? Oh my God! I can almost feel it being drug out of me, I’m struggling so hard to fight y’all back, but here it is....

I have two new friends, maybe two y’all might have heard of. One happens to be Miss Grits, Deborah Ford. Y’all have heard of Miss Grits,repparttar 143824 lady that wroterepparttar 143825 book, “Grits (Girls Raised In The South) Guide To Life.” She’s alsorepparttar 143826 lady that has allrepparttar 143827 neat Grits merchandise out, and she does lots of public speaking to boot. All in all, she’s a true Southern belle and then some, a bright, stunningly attractive woman all rolled up into one. Miss Grits and I have hit it off like peas and carrots, so she is one of my two newest buddies.

My second bestest new friend is a lady byrepparttar 143828 name of Dedra Grizzard. Dedra is charming, talented, and quite attractive as well. More importantly, she is very smart, and guardsrepparttar 143829 legacy of Georgia’s greatest humor writer with pride, dignity, and savvy. Dedra has a great sense of humor, is fun to be around, and could meltrepparttar 143830 ice off a hockey rink with one smoldering glance, she looks so good. She and I are getting along quite well to boot, and I am proud to say that she is one of my two newest buddies.

Now, take two savvy, beautiful ladies like Miss Grits and Dedra, throw inrepparttar 143831 old Juliette country boy here, and what do you have? I’ll tell y’all what you have, you have a brand new stage show, one thatrepparttar 143832 three of us have been working on and have titled,

“GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard”

That’s right, “GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard.” We’re currently doing a couple of test runs in front of audiences to be sure we are getting it down like we want it, and so far things are working out just great. Now, having said all that, some of y’all may want to know just what our show is all about, what it consists of, and I’m about to tell you. It goes something like this - Dedra comes out and tries to let everyone know what to expect, and then Miss Grits comes out, and she acts like Miss Grits, and then I come out, and I act like me, and then Dedra comes out again and tries to apologize for what everyone else has just seen. It’s a fun show, and when you show out like we do in front of people strong friendships begin to develop, which is always a good thing. And so it is betweenrepparttar 143833 three of us, we are fastly becoming really good friends, which personally means some great benefits for me. Just think about it, guys, if an issue comes up.....

Donald Trump You’re Fired!

Written by Elvis Preston King

“I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways.” Donald Trump.

Despite beingrepparttar son of a multi-millionaire developer, Donald Trump did not inherit anything, making his own fortune and rescuing his father’s company - he is trulyrepparttar 143776 turnaround king.

His wealth, connection with beautiful women and extravagant nature has made him one ofrepparttar 143777 most recognizable men in America and surely one ofrepparttar 143778 most envied. (Apparently 98% of American's know who he is).

An amateur womanizer Trump ownsrepparttar 143779 Miss Universe, Miss Teen USA and Miss USA beauty Pageants, he has been married twice but his philandering has put an end to his marriages.

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