I’ve got a secret....Yep, I’ve got a secret. A big ole secret. A big, nice ole secret. A secret by which all other secrets can be measured and evaluated by. The mother, in fact, no,
Godzilla of all secrets...
What? Y’all want to know what my secret is? What I‘m talking about here? GASP!!!! Y’all do? Oh my God! I can almost feel it being drug out of me, I’m struggling so hard to fight y’all back, but here it is....
I have two new friends, maybe two y’all might have heard of. One happens to be Miss Grits, Deborah Ford. Y’all have heard of Miss Grits, lady that wrote book, “Grits (Girls Raised In The South) Guide To Life.” She’s also lady that has all neat Grits merchandise out, and she does lots of public speaking to boot. All in all, she’s a true Southern belle and then some, a bright, stunningly attractive woman all rolled up into one. Miss Grits and I have hit it off like peas and carrots, so she is one of my two newest buddies.
My second bestest new friend is a lady by name of Dedra Grizzard. Dedra is charming, talented, and quite attractive as well. More importantly, she is very smart, and guards legacy of Georgia’s greatest humor writer with pride, dignity, and savvy. Dedra has a great sense of humor, is fun to be around, and could melt ice off a hockey rink with one smoldering glance, she looks so good. She and I are getting along quite well to boot, and I am proud to say that she is one of my two newest buddies.
Now, take two savvy, beautiful ladies like Miss Grits and Dedra, throw in old Juliette country boy here, and what do you have? I’ll tell y’all what you have, you have a brand new stage show, one that three of us have been working on and have titled,
“GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard”
That’s right, “GRITS, Georgia, and Grizzard.” We’re currently doing a couple of test runs in front of audiences to be sure we are getting it down like we want it, and so far things are working out just great. Now, having said all that, some of y’all may want to know just what our show is all about, what it consists of, and I’m about to tell you. It goes something like this - Dedra comes out and tries to let everyone know what to expect, and then Miss Grits comes out, and she acts like Miss Grits, and then I come out, and I act like me, and then Dedra comes out again and tries to apologize for what everyone else has just seen. It’s a fun show, and when you show out like we do in front of people strong friendships begin to develop, which is always a good thing. And so it is between three of us, we are fastly becoming really good friends, which personally means some great benefits for me. Just think about it, guys, if an issue comes up.....
