Funny Movie Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Austin Powers 2 Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man inrepparttar pills. It's just not cricket.

City Slickers Quote Page Mitch: You know that's such a lovely image... "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bangrepparttar 141122 shit out of her.

Dodgeball Quote Page Patches: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.

Dumb and Dumber Quote Page Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Half Baked Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and what was that thing we used to eat back inrepparttar 141123 day? What was it? Oh yeah, pussy.

Mean Girls Quote Page Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

Meetrepparttar 141124 Fockers Bernie Focker: If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Opps, looks like I forgot my own rule!

Starsky and Hutch Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Starsky: In Bay City, when you crossrepparttar line, your nuts are mine.

Reese Feldman: Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend onrepparttar 141121 side.

Huggy Bear (snoop Dogg): It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that rob some people.

Huggy Bear (Snopp Dogg): I know even more about grass.

Starsky: Come on cap, don't drag Hutch into this. I shotrepparttar 141122 pony.

Huggy Bear (snoop Dogg): I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whateverrepparttar 141123 hell else you white people do.

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