Ever notice how customer service varies from store to store? You walk into some stores, and before you can say "Buzz off!" a salesperson asks "May I help you?""No thanks."
"May I help you?" asks another.
"No thanks."
"May I help you?" asks a third.
When
store runs out of salespeople, you get to see
merchandise. This is called "in your face customer service"
Other stores take
opposite approach. When you can't find
right size adapter for your new portable electronic zapper gizmo thingy, you look for help in aisle three. Nobody there. Aisle four? Still nobody. Aisle five? Nope. Aisle six? Seven? Fifty-six?
This is called "run for cover customer service".
Then there is
equipment shop that welcomes you with open arms when your lawn tractor starts sounding like dentures in a blender.
"It just needs a routine cleaning. We charge $150 for that,"
friendly salesman says. Then he lowers his voice. "But you could probably do it yourself."
You commend him on his helpfulness. He beams with pride. "Yup. I thought it up by myself. Whenever a customer tries to fix something at home, we make a whole lot more money
next day. Think my boss will give me a raise for this?"
I call this "do-it-yourself-extortion".
And what about
three companies that came to quote on some ductwork? Each looks around, takes some notes and promises to get back to us with a quote.
We wait. And wait. And wait.
We call back
first company, which promises to get back to us with its quote. It makes
same promise consistently each time we call. I just love a reliable company.
This is called "consistent filibuster customer service".
We call
second company. We call them in
day. We call them in
night. We call them in
dark. We call them in
light. We call them in
morn. Well call them at high noon. We call them at dinner, and by
light of
moon.