I can't remember a day since I first logged on to
Internet that I haven't been approached by someone claiming they can make all my dreams come true through Internet Marketing.At first I said, yeah right, but
offers just kept coming and coming and coming until finally I said...
"Honey, could you pass
milk?"
Well, I wasn't thinking out loud at
dinner table, I was keeping it to myself. What I was thinking, however, was this.
If all those idiots sending me offers are claiming they can make money on
Internet, then there has to be at least a few people that actually have made money inspiring them, right?
So I looked, and there was!
Yes, upon looking I did actually find proof of real, live, people making money selling products and information over
Internet.
Cool, I thought. If they can do it, then I can, too!
Upon realizing this, I then made
STUPID mistake of following
direction of
inspired idiots instead of
real marketers that were actually making money.
Why, you say?
Simple.
The inspired idiot's stuff was free and
real marketer's stuff cost money. (That right there ought to have taught me something!)
So, with zest, zip, vim, and vigor, off I went raving about like a true inspired idiot!
And guess what?! All of
other inspired idiot's promises came true!
I made a six figure income! ($0000.00 has six figures, you know)
I fired my boss! (and my paycheck!)
I was working from home! (heck, I did everything from home. I couldn't afford to leave
house.)
I was my own boss! (my wife quit speaking to me)
I had a residual income! (what better word for
change scraped out of
depths of
furniture than 'residual')
I was an Internet Marketer on
inspired idiot's path to glory and nothing could stop my drive towards success! (until
bank repossessed my pick-up that is)
Then, suddenly, with an even stronger thirst to succeed I said...
"Honey, could you pass
milk...? Never mind, there isn't any. Honey? Honey? Darn, I could have sworn I was married."
But it mattered not because I had work to do! I had to spend countless hours reading other inspired idiot's email. I had to send my own email back for other inspired idiot's to read. Plus, I had to blast ads to
free classified and free for all sites that no one, not even me, ever visited.