Fight 1337 Speak... Please Help Save Our Language

Written by Daniel Punch


"OMFG! W00+!!! Dat s0000000 Kewl!!!!1! Dat is teh LOL!!!!" It's happening. The Internet is invading our lives and our minds and corrupting as it progresses. Shorthand is destroying our youths' spelling and grammar. Inrepparttar worst cases these Internet phrases even are spilling over into every day life. I still shudder with horror rememberingrepparttar 118492 day that someone actually said 'LOL' to me.

I'm not some old crab fighting againstrepparttar 118493 changes ofrepparttar 118494 world. I'm 19 years old and studying software engineering at university. I love computers and use instant messaging programs constantly, but there's a serious problem when I can't even read some ofrepparttar 118495 messages flowing between my younger siblings and their friends. With sentences such as 'OMFG! ROTFLMAO! RTFM N00B!' being thrown around liberally,repparttar 118496 state of global communication is in jeopardy!

So, here are some helpful tips to keep your messages legible and English:

- Judicious use of acronyms will save time, but won't obscurerepparttar 118497 meaning of your sentences. The use of 'LOL' may indeed be an appropriate method to purvey your mirth over a particularly witty comment, but 'OMFG! Dat was teh LOL!' does not make sense (even when you unravelrepparttar 118498 acronyms into coherent words) and takes a lot longer to write. - 'Teh' is not a word; it is an honest spelling mistake that can easily be made when typing quickly. It should never be deliberately substituted forrepparttar 118499 original word, 'The', which containsrepparttar 118500 same three letters and takes just as long to write. - Letters are placed in a very specific order to create words. Permutations of letters create either nonsensical gibberish or another word entirely, one that will often seem contextually out of place if it is born of pure accident. Please keep your letters in an orderly group. - The word 'so' is spelt with just one 'O'. The word 'well' is spelt with just one 'E'. Adding superfluous letters to your words is actually undoingrepparttar 118501 effect that your gratuitous use of Internet acronyms are supposed to have on your message length.

Making your web site pay with Google Adsense

Written by Steve Nichols


Did you know that you could turnrepparttar tables on Google and actually use its search engine to generate money?

Google Adsense pays you money in exchange for being allowed to publish paid-for ads on your web site. The clever thing is thatrepparttar 118491 ads are related to what your users are looking for on your site. If used correctly they can both enhance your site and make you money.

So how does it work? Google provides you with its AdSense HTML code, which you place on your web pages. Then, Google automatically “reads” your pages and decides onrepparttar 118492 best ads to display.

It uses a sophisticated algorithm that includes such factors as keyword analysis, word frequency, font size, andrepparttar 118493 overall link structure ofrepparttar 118494 web. It says it knows what a page is about and can precisely match Google ads to each page.

AdSense also uses geo-targeting to serve Google ads to your pages that are specific to a user's region and language, based on their IP address. This means thatrepparttar 118495 ads that are served to a user from Australia may be different than those that appear for a user from Canada.

If a visitor clicks on one ofrepparttar 118496 ads they get taken torepparttar 118497 advertiser’s web page and you get paid cash – easy!

Well, not quite. First you must have a site with plenty of visitors, otherwise it isn’t worthrepparttar 118498 effort. Secondly, your page must be set up in such a way that Google stands a chance of working out what you are trying to promote or sell. In essence, you need to look at your page title, headings and initial copy to make sure that Google matchesrepparttar 118499 right ads to your page.

For example, on my page devoted to digital photography courses, I don’t want to advertise rival courses. So what I do is ensure thatrepparttar 118500 first words onrepparttar 118501 page are “digital cameras”, not “digital camera courses”. That away, Google shows ads for companies selling cameras, not training courses.

Don’t expect to earn a fortune. Google is a bit cagey about its ad rates, but you typically earn a few cents per click. Advertisements for casino or other gambling sites could make you up to a dollar or more for each click though.

Onrepparttar 118502 downside,repparttar 118503 very nature of Google Adsense means that users navigate away from your site, which may not be in your best interests.

If you want to see Google Adsense in action go to http://www.infotechcomms.net/courses1.htm or http://www.greatshortbreaks.com. Both these pages have been carefully optimised to throw uprepparttar 118504 ads that I want.

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