I need money...fast...Looks around for inspiration...thinks a spell might be a good idea...grabs Grimoire off shelf...
I've never cast a spell before...lets see what's needed...an altar, parchment paper, talismans, gold ink...good grief it would be easier getting a job...
Rummages in drawer, finds old Christmas card, back looks parchment like, that'll do...gold marker pen...near as damn it gold ink...
Must purify everything first...
Lights candle, holds remnant of Christmas card over flame...shit...not supposed to set it on fire...
Laying charred remains of card on table I start to inscribe talisman of Lord Sol...wow I could get high on smell of this gold marker pen...need a silver coin...
Turns pockets inside out, finds old 10p piece covered in fluff...
Methinks this is going well, now if I wrap coin in card parchment...
Card being severely charred, crumbles into dust...damn...need parchment...
Just returned from local occult suppliers, known locally as Jim's Newsagents, purveyor of all things stationery, but bearing in mind local population, not many things remain stationary...back to spell...
Opens packet of baking parchment, only thing in Jim's that had word parchment on it...
Once again I inscribe talisman of Lord Sol, only to realise I used 10p towards payment of parchment...shit...
Rummages in drawer again, finds silver coin...well silver covered chocolate coin left over from Christmas...