I need money...fast...Looks around for inspiration...thinks a spell might be a good idea...grabs
Grimoire off
shelf...
I've never cast a spell before...lets see what's needed...an altar, parchment paper, talismans, gold ink...good grief it would be easier getting a job...
Rummages in drawer, finds old Christmas card,
back looks parchment like, that'll do...gold marker pen...near as damn it gold ink...
Must purify everything first...
Lights candle, holds remnant of Christmas card over flame...shit...not supposed to set it on fire...
Laying
charred remains of
card on
table I start to inscribe
talisman of Lord Sol...wow I could get high on
smell of this gold marker pen...need a silver coin...
Turns pockets inside out, finds old 10p piece covered in fluff...
Methinks this is going well, now if I wrap
coin in
card parchment...
Card being severely charred, crumbles into dust...damn...need parchment...
Just returned from
local occult suppliers, known locally as Jim's Newsagents, purveyor of all things stationery, but bearing in mind
local population, not many things remain stationary...back to
spell...
Opens packet of baking parchment, only thing in Jim's that had
word parchment on it...
Once again I inscribe
talisman of Lord Sol, only to realise I used
10p towards payment of
parchment...shit...
Rummages in drawer again, finds silver coin...well silver covered chocolate coin left over from Christmas...