Episodes Of Jacques

Written by Tim Mack


"Thats too bad your land lady evicted you Jacques," Jacques neighbor said as he helped Jacques load his belongings into Jacques cab.

"Can't blame her Mike. She knew I was living way over my head. Even if she had given me a few more weeks to come up withrepparttar rent sooner or later I would have ended up behind onrepparttar 109893 rent again. Twelve hundred a month is just too much for me."

"Yeah Jacques. Maybe its forrepparttar 109894 best. Now allrepparttar 109895 woman in Hanover will have a shot at sharing their bed with you eh Jacques."

"Yeah, sure Mike. I'll bet you a pint that I'll end up sleeping in this cab tonight."

"I'll take that bet Jacques.

"Thanks forrepparttar 109896 help Mike. Got to go now. Just got a call to take someone over to Bess Johnson's place.

After Jacques droped his fare off at Bess Johnson's he said, "I'll be around for a while if you need a ride back later. Just tap onrepparttar 109897 window when you're ready."

"Great, figure on about two hours or so."

Two hours later Jacques fare knocked onrepparttar 109898 window while Bess Johnson gave him a good night kiss. "Hey Jacques don't you ever go home anymore,?" Bess Johnson asked.

"My cab is my home now. I got evicted today."

"Oh sorry to hear that Jacques. I'll tell you what though. After you drop my friend off come back. I think I know of where you can find an apartment at a reasonable rent."

"Great Bess. Thanks, I'll catch you later."

Jacques took his fare back into town and then headed back to Bess Johnson's place. He figured someone like her would not say she knew of an apartment unless she was sure. He figured her for a very high class hooker based on her teriffic looking body andrepparttar 109899 twice a week or so visit to her place on average by very well to do men. Whenever a fare was going to Bess Johson's place Jacques always knew he would get a very generous tip.

Arriving at Bess Johnson's place Jacques was relieved to see that her lights were still on. As he pulled into her driveway Bess opened her front door and waved for him to come in. As he got closer torepparttar 109900 door he could see that Bess was wearing a very sexy baby doll nighty. As Bess bent down to pick uprepparttar 109901 TV remote control that fell out of her hand Jacques eyes feasted onrepparttar 109902 sight of Bess's breast's just about bursting out ofrepparttar 109903 top of her pink colored top. Now allrepparttar 109904 way bent downrepparttar 109905 bottom of her nighty rode up her very shapely thighs revealing a very small heart shaped thong that covered her pussy.

"Sorry Bess, I see you're ready for bed. I'll come back another time."

"No problem Jacques, I'm was just watching TV. Nothing on thats very entertaining. Tell you what. I'll make you a nice roast beef sandwhich if you do your Club Wild strip act routine for me."

"If you got a beer to go with that you got a deal Bess."

"Sure thing Jacques, I stocked up on Molson today. I'll join you with a Molson if you don't mind."

"Great Bess. I just hope I'm not keeping you up."

"No Jacques, you're not keeping me up. But lets see that srtip act now.

As Bess preparedrepparttar 109906 sandwhich Jacques danced around. As he unbuttoned his shirt Bess was surpised to see his rippling muscles and very firm abs. As he playfuly slid his pants off Bess looked on lustfuly at his muscular thighs. As he turned around he exposed his butt by letting his jock strap slide beneath his butt. He then pulled his jock strap back up and turned around and faced Bess again.

"Nice butt Jacques. But why did you pull your jock strap back up? I was looking forward to seeing everything."

"Thanks Bess, but I don't show it all tillrepparttar 109907 final part ofrepparttar 109908 act. Atrepparttar 109909 Club Wild I lay down onrepparttar 109910 floor and while I do a sexy wigglerepparttar 109911 bacherolette pulls my jock strap allrepparttar 109912 way off."

"Well what are you waiting for Jacques? Get down onrepparttar 109913 floor and do that wiggle."

Jacques did his wiggle onrepparttar 109914 floor and then said "at this point I letrepparttar 109915 bachelorette pull my jock strap off and ask her to take advantage of me and have her way with me."

To Jacques surpise Bess bent down and slid off his jock strap. He watched as Bess threwrepparttar 109916 jock strap torepparttar 109917 corner ofrepparttar 109918 kitchen and removed her nighty. As her naked body stood over his Jacques threw his arms back over his head and said, "take advantage of me, I'm all yours."

Gently stroking his cock, she said, "its beautiful" as it throbbed from her strokes.

"Thank you Bess. Your body is even more fantastic than I imagined."

"Lets have those sandwhiches now before I take you upstairs. I have something that I want to tell you Jacques when we go upstairs."

"Sure Bess. Cheers"

"Cheers Jacques. Oh I forgetrepparttar 109919 napkins. But since were both sitting atrepparttar 109920 table stark naked I guess it doesn't really matter."

"Right you are Bess. My bod is wash and wear. Anyway its a lot more comfortable looking at you without any clothes on."

Looking down at Jacques lap, Bess remarked, "Yes you're happy to see allright."

"Thanks forrepparttar 109921 sandwhich and beer Bess, but I should really go and let you get some sleep."

"Sleep! You think I can sleep now after seeing your sexy body Jacques? I'm tired of being with girly men. I need a tumble with a real red blooded man. Just come up stairs with me. I have something up there I want to show you"

"Okay Bess, leadrepparttar 109922 way. You have me curious now."

"Take a good look now and tell me what you think of it up here Jacques."

"Its very nice up here Bess. But what did you want to tell me?"

"Lay down on this bed and tell me what you think Jacques."

POKER ODDS EXPLAINED - THE EASY WAY!

Written by Oddvar Pettersen


To be successful at poker you should, at any time duringrepparttar play of a hand, be able to calculaterepparttar 109892 odds of catching your hand torepparttar 109893 oddsrepparttar 109894 pot is giving you.

Knowingrepparttar 109895 probability of making a specific hand in poker can be done by calculating hand odds. Figuring out how many outs you have will give yourepparttar 109896 possibility of calculatingrepparttar 109897 number of times you will hit your hand byrepparttar 109898 river.

Lets say your'e dealt A-9 of hearts in Texas Hold'em andrepparttar 109899 flop comes up showing two hearts. Your hand odds for hitting another heart byrepparttar 109900 river will be approximately 36% or 3 to 1. (you will hit your hand 1 out of 3 times) You can figure this out by first findingrepparttar 109901 number of outs that you have. Outs arerepparttar 109902 number of cards remainig inrepparttar 109903 deck ( not visibe to you) that can help you make your hand.

So if we are usingrepparttar 109904 hand above as an example and you hold A-9 of hearts and catch two hearts onrepparttar 109905 flop, than you have 9 more hearts inrepparttar 109906 deck that can help you complete your flush. 2 hearts in your hand + 2 hearts onrepparttar 109907 table minus 13 hearts in total = 9 outs.

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