Hey Don't Cri ! Part -1"Usually I creep into
poor guys neck first and he calls me pain in neck.
How superficial? I think when he speaks to friends like that.
He usually helps me by working more and caring less about problems I cause, for God has not given him time, he says. (I tend to agree with him, it must be God's will, for how else can God create me without offering me a means of survival.)
The humans have not yet recognized me. But let it be. It is said that they want to find only viruses and bacteria or now a days genes. (Yes of course, hats off to our great new age leaders like HIV and our old and awe-inspiring fighter, in fact our role model when young, TB) How funny?
Ya ya, It is said that I am offspring of many years of constant prayer by our race, Diseases, to beat man at their own game. This is our time. When we beat them at their technology or through their technology? Their Computers? The blasted things, which are helping them to think and work against us. Now you see why I am a hero. I beat them in their own game.
You know how long I had to lie dormant? There was great hope around 200 years before when they started their so-called industries (We, elite of Diseases, call it our restaurants and Resorts). But soon somebody found us out and reported. They made life so difficult to us by working in proper conditions and soon you see we are available in good fertile countries like India only.
Ya, you want to know how I do it? It is my secret. Still for somebody like you I shall open my mind. Computers are my vectors. You know vectors. Like my uncle Malaria and cousin Dengue, they use mosquitoes as vectors & I use computers. Yes, you see I use them to pass me on and I seep into anybody looking at computers.
No they can't find me. No microscope can do it. As long as they don't look into themselves I am fine. You see. I am they and they are me. Does it not sound like "Aham Brahmasmi".
See him. That guy over corner. He is best fodder for me around. See how keenly he is looking into computers. How important he thinks his work is or rather he is. How much he wants to be performer. (Growls) Ya, I will show him in just 365 days. If he is cooperating that is. I can make him sit back at home looking at sky with enough drugs from a shrink to help him out of his depression because of his lost job. You Bet.
NO NO, not neck alone. I get in through where I like. Neck, wrists, head, eyes, ears, low back, legs. You name it I can get in through there.
Yaaaa, I also help my old folks who are my relatives like Diabetes, Blood Pressure, Heart problems. But you see many a times we work together. Then it is great fun. We make guy run around different specialists and really we go touring. In these tours we also meet different preys (read humans) who are suitable for any one of us. You see, on one such travel I really fell in love with a beautiful secretary of a doctor instantly. It is a shame in our community to fall in love with one of our preys. But I could not help it. She had beautiful eyes and long hair and most important she had my dearest friend computer in front of her. She was but short and had high heels and a most uncomfortable chair. I must really thank good doctor for being so mean. I immediately started working and worked up from her hip. No, No, not lured by her hip hugging dress of course but by her way of sitting in front of computer which made it very suitable for me (A suitable woman, she is). Now she regularly takes me to orthopedician and gynecologist and she is worried about why she is not getting pregnant. Ya, in a way, I also help in bringing down population of these human creatures.
