Don't Gimme No Solutions!

Written by June Campbell


Ever thought that this whole technology thing is just too confusing forrepparttar average person to understand? Ever visited a web site to learn about a new computer product only to leaverepparttar 121808 site muttering, "I don't get it. It's way too complicated?"

Well, if you have, you're not alone, andrepparttar 121809 problem may not be of your making. The way I see it,repparttar 121810 technology marketers onrepparttar 121811 Information Superhighway are spinning their wheels in a morass of jargon and hype. The result? A phenomenal tendency to say much and communicate little. When these Marketer Persons put pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard, whorepparttar 121812 *^&* knows what they're talking about? Not me, and certainly notrepparttar 121813 end user,repparttar 121814 person who might actually want to buyrepparttar 121815 product, if they knew what it was and what it cost and how they might use it

For example, after spending ten minutes trying to interpret a press release that somebody sent me, I gave up in despair and went torepparttar 121816 company's Web site, where, it was promised, full details would be provided. What did I find? You guessed it. After clicking my way through several pages of slowly downloading Web files,repparttar 121817 only thing I knew for sure wasrepparttar 121818 name ofrepparttar 121819 owner ofrepparttar 121820 company andrepparttar 121821 fact that they were launching a wonderful new "solution" that they believed would solve somebody's problem. But who's problem? And how? Don't ask me. How much does it cost? That's top secret information, apparently. How do I buy it, supposing for some perverted reason I wanted to purchase a mystery product? Classified information.

Here's a tip, gratis, for all you people who are trying to promote, sell or market technology related products. FORGET THE JARGON AND DESCRIBE YOUR PRODUCT IN A WAY THAT EVEN AUNT MABLE COULD UNDERSTAND! Because just maybe Aunt Mable might buy it if you lostrepparttar 121822 spin and told her exactly what it is you've got for sale.

Let me give you an example. Wade through today's collection of junk mail. Do you see anything from McDonalds inviting you to phone them and ask for details about their proprietary, integrated nutritional solution, developed in-house and designed to accommodate your daily basal metabolic requirements for dietary supplements? My guess is you won't find that. You will find information about their HAMBURGERS AND FRIES. You'll even find repparttar 121823 prices mentioned right up front forrepparttar 121824 whole world to see.

This unusual approach, which involves actually stating what it is you are selling, and how much it costs, and how a person can order it, has apparently worked well for outfits like McDonalds, and GAP and Ford andrepparttar 121825 other big names in retail sales. How about giving it a try inrepparttar 121826 technology industry as well?

The Hypnotic Power of Confusion

Written by Joe Vitale


"Did you walk to work or carry a lunch?"

Huh?

My father asked me that question more than 25 years ago. I still remember it. Why? Because it's a ridiculous question.

A famous comedian inrepparttar 1950s used to ask people, "Got a banana?" The question might make sense if asked inrepparttar 121807 right situation, but he asked it everywhere. I've forgottenrepparttar 121808 name ofrepparttar 121809 comedian, but I still recall his question. Why? Because it's strange.

As I write this, I am creating new business cards for myself. I decided to add a confusing line to it. After some fun brainstorming with my girlfriend, I settled on, "Ask me aboutrepparttar 121810 monkey."

Why is "Ask me aboutrepparttar 121811 monkey?" worth putting on my business card? As with my father's question andrepparttar 121812 comedian's question, it stops your brain in its tracks. It makes you pause. It makes you focus on ME. The theory is that once you stop someone with a confusing line, you can then implant a hypnotic command right after it.

In other words, if I write something like, "Apples desk fly dirt," and then follow it with, "Read my new ebook,"repparttar 121813 chances are very high that you are going to want to read my new ebook.

Why? Becauserepparttar 121814 first line jammed your mind, andrepparttar 121815 second line slipped into your brain while you weren't looking. I've just uppedrepparttar 121816 odds that you will buy my new e-book. And if you don't, of course, it doesn't matter because I never really told you to go buy it. See?

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