Dog PooWritten by And you thought we had problems?
In Southern Germany in a town by name of Bayreuth, German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a year now. Surprisingly dog poo brigade has managed to target between 2,000 to 3,000 abandoned piles of excrement in Bayreuth public parks. Quite who actually counted them all and provided these statistics is debatable but source is rumoured as coming from Parks Administrator – Josef Oettl. And you wondered what your parkie did each day? What was thought to have started as a protest against Iraqi war has continued through US election campaign and is still a regular occurrence today. Have German’s not heard of poop a scoop? Surely all self respecting German citizens collect their doggie poo. Poop in parks and pavements was surely just a British thing?
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And you thought we had problems?In Southern Germany in a town by name of Bayreuth, German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a year now. Surprisingly dog poo brigade has managed to target between 2,000 to 3,000 abandoned piles of excrement in Bayreuth public parks. Quite who actually counted them all and provided these statistics is debatable but source is rumoured as coming from Parks Administrator – Josef Oettl. And you wondered what your parkie did each day? What was thought to have started as a protest against Iraqi war has continued through US election campaign and is still a regular occurrence today. Have German’s not heard of poop a scoop? Surely all self respecting German citizens collect their doggie poo. Poop in parks and pavements was surely just a British thing?
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