The endless darkness and somber, long passages of a military complex have become abode of evil, as thousands of blood-thirsty creatures fill its offices, storehouses and mysterious laboratories.

Your mission is simple: clear base at all costs. You will be provided with explosives to help you gain access to teleports from where thousands of pitiless creatures pour. A stationary gun will aid in defense of area. You have been granted access to most advanced weapons technology money can buy.

9. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly same outfits. Then wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

8. Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry. I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."

7. Send email to rest of company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in bathroom doing a number 2."

6. "Highlight" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

5. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.