blair bear and his missions.
Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt he. But that is not always what Luigi needs in his bears, and useless in cold climates.
Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a large customer, but not much good in warm climates. Luigi needed a third way.
And as luck would have it, a totally new type of bear appeared. Unlike any seen before,
new BlairBear. He had apparently evolved, Darwinian like, just in nick of time to save all mankind. Unfortunately, after several seemingly successful years, his public mentioned he looked a lot like Arctic Bear and to cap it all he was found to have thawing snow under his nails, kept under wraps before. It was curtains for BlairBear. Its a fair cop Guv, I had a good run for my money he said.
Nevertheless he comes in useful at times on special missions for Luigi, Like here, preparing an honest level playing field, then shifting goalposts, a classic sign of BlairBears.
And here, by day, controlling sea, Canute like, enthralling onlookers with his seemingly awesome tricks.
Whilst by night he simply moves beach. And leaves a little memento of what he calls his modest country residence.
He is available now should you want to set up a committee, or a seminar, or intensive investigation, or a council of war, or investigative panel, a quango, action group, listening panel, or even a full inquiry.
It takes seconds to activate these and they last months on end, and you dont have to comment on anything to do with it until it is over. He learned these skills from many years of hosting Teddy Bears Picnics in Antarctica, despite only having three bears at his disposal.
