I laugh I
face of chaos … better to laugh about it than fall to your knees, weeping from sheer panic and horror if and when your child brings head lice, this dreaded but very common liability of childhood, into your home. Yes, my kids have had head lice. No, they are not dirty or poorly groomed, nor do they hang out with dirty kids. How these perfectly awful little stinkers found their way into our home was on my older daughter’s head, courtesy of one of her classmates. As soon as we managed to eradicate
first offense, my younger daughter started scratching her bean, thank you. This went on for six gruesome weeks, passing from one kid to
other. I ran more than 90 loads of laundry, destroying most of our better linens, clothes and comforters by boiling them in
hottest water
washing machine could muster. We sprayed every inch of our home with pediculicide. We washed our hair daily with lice-killing shampoo until we had blisters from
strong poisons needed to try to kill
vermin and their precious eggs. We pulled nits from our daughter’s long hair for hours at a time, quarantined every stuffed animal and doll with hair for weeks ... all to no avail.
My children were traumatized, I was reduced to a crying, hysterical bug-fearing heap and our 19-year-old cat was tortured by twice-weekly flea baths that he appreciated about as much as a bowl of steamed rice.
I’m sorry ... I wish I had an answer, a cure ... some hope to offer. I don’t.
After week six of lice-induced panic, we finally set off flea bombs in every room of
house, then fled to my mother’s for two hours while
canisters sprayed poison over every inch of our furniture and belongings. Warily, we stepped back into our home where we were greeted by a coat of greasy goop to wipe off every square inch of exposed possessions. I then called my daughter’s school, making it very clear that she would not be returning until I was guaranteed
outbreak was completely eliminated from her classroom. She was home for two more weeks before
school nurse assured me she had sent every child with nits home to live
torture we had. We had finally managed to eradicate
plague. This was more than three years ago ... can you tell it’s still as fresh a trauma in my heart and soul as it was then? Believe it. It is.
I have scoured
Internet and read every article I could find about head lice. I want to be armed and prepared for battle if this horror ever cloaks our lives again. No such luck ... everyone out there is as resigned to
meek inheriting our heads as I am not prepared to be. There are a few ideas floating around that I would have tried had I known about them.