Writing to people is a good thing. It gives you time to respond so you can carefully craft your words and say things right way. It lets you find further information before answering if need be. It also lets you create appropriate image of yourself in your readers mind and can keep you out of trouble if you take too long in getting back to people.

In other words, it allows you luxury of lying your a** off.

"Try my proven system. It's highly profitable, I assure you. I'm rich, successful, well tanned, muscular, and sitting aboard my luxury yacht even as I write this." (Ha! Yeah right!)

Not that I would ever do anything like that, of course!

No, what I really like about written communication is that it's easier for me. The phone is something I've long since had a hatred for. Let's just put it this way. Years ago before I was married I lived with a roommate who would NOT let me pay half of phone bill. Why? Well, because as he said, "You never use it anyway".

I've been known to turn ringers off on phones, 'forget' to disconnect from Internet for hours on end, unplug phones, not answer phones, not let others answer phone, 'accidentally hang up phone, and even rip phone cords from walls.

There were extenuating circumstances involved in cord ripping incidences, of course, mind you.

Now, you must realize, however, that just because these answers are reduced to simplest form it does not mean they are not profound answers that should be not contemplated upon.

In fact, you should always contemplate my simplified profundities. Why? Because how profound will they be if they don't get contemplated?

Anyway, below are some of most common questions asked about Internet marketing and simplified profundities that answer them.

QUESTION: What is best business or marketing opportunity?

SIMPLIFIED PROFOUND ANSWER: Mine.

I know that sounds very simple, but think about it. Have you ever met an Internet Marketer that didn't tell you his or her business or opportunity was best? Of course not!

Now you see how simple profound answer works? On to other questions.

QUESTION: What is best way to get traffic to my web site?

SIMPLIFIED PROFOUND ANSWER: Take it from somebody else.

Traffic is not this vast, endless group of mindless idiots being led around by marketing strategies. They are people and while there are a lot of them, they are not limitless. They all start somewhere when they log on to Internet, their home page, and only move from that page in one of two ways. One, they enter a search in a search engine. Two, they click on a link in an email they received which is either an ezine, personal email, or bulk mailing. From there, they move from sites they visit to other links listed on that site OR they go back to their email or search engine.