Blair Bear - The Ultimate Teddy Bear.

Written by Malcolm James Pugh

blair bear and his missions.

Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt he. But that is not always what Luigi needs in his bears, and useless in cold climates.

Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a large customer, but not much good in warm climates. Luigi needed a third way.

And as luck would have it, a totally new type of bear appeared. Unlike any seen before,repparttar new BlairBear. He had apparently evolved, Darwinian like, just inrepparttar 118210 nick of time to save all mankind. Unfortunately, after several seemingly successful years, his public mentioned he looked a lot like Arctic Bear and to cap it all he was found to have thawing snow under his nails, kept under wraps before. It was curtains for BlairBear. Its a fair cop Guv, I had a good run for my money he said.

Nevertheless he comes in useful at times on special missions for Luigi, Like here, preparing an honest level playing field, then shiftingrepparttar 118211 goalposts, a classic sign of BlairBears.

And here, by day, controllingrepparttar 118212 sea, Canute like, enthralling onlookers with his seemingly awesome tricks.

Whilst by night he simply movesrepparttar 118213 beach. And leaves a little memento of what he calls his modest country residence.

He is available now should you want to set up a committee, or a seminar, or intensive investigation, or a council of war, or investigative panel, a quango, action group, listening panel, or even a full inquiry.

It takes seconds to activate these and they last months on end, and you dont have to comment on anything to do with it until it is over. He learned these skills from many years of hosting Teddy Bears Picnics in Antarctica, despite only having three bears at his disposal.

"Lots Of Fish In The Sea..."

Written by Jeremy Rizal S

Part One | by Jeremy Rizal S.

Mary was dumped by her boyfriend. Everywhere that Mary wentrepparttar gossip was sure to go. Her work mates were of no help whatsoever. When she got within hearing distance of them, they'd pretend to be nice to her. And he was tired of hearingrepparttar 118209 same old phrase over and over...

"Don't worry girl, there's lots of other fish inrepparttar 118210 sea..."

The day dragged on and on. The paperwork was unrelenting. The boss was a pain,repparttar 118211 stupid secretary kept staring at her,repparttar 118212 jerk inrepparttar 118213 next cubicle was already trying to ask her out,repparttar 118214 copier was messed up because someone had photocopied his butt as a prank... one ofrepparttar 118215 major reasons why office copiers quit working. Mary was annoyed!

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