COMMA USAGE MADE SIMPLE Copyright 2005, Michael LaRoccaDon't they drive you nuts?
You can visit all
rules of style you want, and you can read all
books and articles you want. You'll still be confused. You'll see inconsistency. You'll see experts who don't agree with each other. And, you'll pull out your hair. Unless you're me, since my hair's falling out all by itself. I think it'd do that even if I weren't an editor hunting down errant commas.
Well, folks, here are some rules. A bare minimum. Internalize these and ignore everybody else.
(1) Never put a comma between a subject and a verb. It's always wrong. The dog, barked. What is that? Idiocy. Read it aloud, and pause at
comma. Don't you feel stupid?
(2) If you want to separate a clause, put a comma on both sides of it. Otherwise, no commas at all. "The dog, who held a bone in his mouth, ran to
porch." See how there's a comma on both sides? That's because you could skip that whole clause entirely and it'd still be a complete sentence. "The dog ran to
porch."
If I delete
first comma, I have to delete
second one. You decide which looks best, two commas or none. But, one comma doesn't work. Try deleting either one and reading
result aloud, remembering to pause at
comma. It's a wreck, isn't it? You don't talk like that, so don't write like that.
(3) "He saw
cat,
cat was on
couch." This is not a good sentence. It's two sentences. The one before
comma has subject/verb/object, and so does
one after
comma.
Run-ons like that can emphasize
run-on nature of a character's words or thoughts, but use
device sparingly. It's okay to break a rule, as long as you know what it is and why you're breaking it.
But in
example above, it'd be best to make them two sentences. If you find you just can't do it, consider a semicolon. Don't believe anyone who says semicolons aren't allowed in fiction. I wouldn't use one in
sample sentence, but I've used them in other sentences I've written. Sparingly.
But for something as lame as a sentence about a cat on a couch, it's best to follow
rules exactly and make that two sentences. Do you really think your reader's gonna pop off for a beer or a toilet break between them and lose his place? As long as they're in
same paragraph, they'll be read together.