What I Learned From a Woman's Magazine By David LeonhardtIt's amazing what you can learn about marketing if you can just find
time to spend in a dentist's waiting room. I was reading a certain woman's magazine, which will remain nameless because of my allergy to lawsuits. The magazine obviously has figured out what sells well, given that it operates on a consistent formula.
For instance, one cover proclaims: "3 sizes slimmer by Memorial Day". Then, in one corner is a picture of "Cookies 'n Cream Cake", while in another corner is a picture of "'Lollipups' to brighten someone's day".
On another cover,
main headline is: "Lose that BELLY FAT!", while a secondary headline asks, "Can't stop binging?" Just to make sure that readers can answer, "Yes", there is a nice picture in
corner of a "Banana Split Cookie Cake" labeled "Yum!", and
promise of "Family-pleasing Pasta dinners" inside.
See a pattern? Let's try one more. The big headline reads: "Lose 28 lbs by Thanksgiving". How? Perhaps
big picture of a "Oreo Cookie Cheesecake" labeled "Yum!" will give us a hint. Or
promise of "Best-ever Potluck recipes".
OK. By now I am sure you see
pattern. That's right – poor grammar, punctuation and capitalization.
The other pattern is, of course,
secret success formula:
1.Offer you a way to lose weight 2.Tempt you to put
weight right back on 3.Offer you another way to lose weight
I pointed this out to my dentist, hoping he might decide to increase
quality of reading material in his waiting room.
The next week, I returned to find that my observation had obviously made an impression on him. There was all new reading material: Yummy Deserts Magazine, Best Cakes Review, and The Sugar Mountain Weekly.
I noticed
décor had changed, too. Gone were
bare beige walls. Up were larger-than-life posters of cookies, cakes and ice cream. And strategically placed around
room were candy dishes.