Austin Powers 2 Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting onrepparttar crapper or something?

Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You'rerepparttar 141124 margarine of evil. You'rerepparttar 141125 Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.

Fat Bastard: Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

The Incredibles Quotes

Written by Stephanie Molnar

Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'mrepparttar greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!

Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!

Lucius Best: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthenrepparttar 141123 relationship, or something like that.

Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!

Lucius Best: I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up?

E: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.

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