Ok Stop!! Read this BEFORE you do any more marketing!!!This is crucial stuff, everyone. I want all of you to take a good, hard look at your online or network marketing business. If you're not in one of these businesses, I want you to understand this concept before you ever think about starting one.
Before you sell anything whatsoever to anyone at all, I want you to do this one simple thing.
Go to your Paypal account and send me $20.
No? You don't want to do that? Well, what if I bedazzle you with 13 pages of 'work from home, residual income' hype first, then ask for $20. Can I have it then?
No?
You mean after bedazzling you with my hype I still need to offer you something else? Ok, how about an exact duplicate of my bedazzling web site for you to use as your own so you can ask others to give you $20 -- of which I get half. Is that better?
No?
What? You mean your own bedazzling web site where you can ask for money from others is not enough? What do you want from me?
Oh, right! I need to include subliminal messages in that bedazzling web site that induce people to buy. I need to include LARGER THAN LIFE words to lead people to
belief that 'pure gold' is waiting for them after they enter their credit card information. I need to use 'secret terms', 'catch words', and 'hypnotic writing' to lead flocks of credit card toting morons toward
'BUY NOW!' button.
Is that enough now? Can I have my $20 yet?
No?!
Well, how about if I throw in some information on how to get INSANE traffic to make you OBSCENE profits?
Is
deal good enough now?! Will you travel HYPNOTICALLY to my site in an INSANE fashion and send me some OBSCENE money?! Please?!!
Wait, I'll even make
offer more appealing. If you order now, I'll dramatically reduce
price. Ready, here it goes.
(insert drum roll, fireworks exploding in
background, and sounds of 1000s of cheering fans borrowed from a live Bon Jovi CD)
Now only $19.95!!!!