A Letter of Congratulation to George Bush

Written by Arthur Zulu

Dear Bush,

I must first of all apologize for not including my address on this letter. In this age of terrorism, one should be wary of disclosing private addresses in public places. So I decided to send you this mail from "an undisclosed secret location."

The purpose of my writing you, however, is to congratulate you for your "decisive" victory inrepparttar November election. You must see what I am doing this moment—playing my ukulele in my garden and singing "God Bless America." Do you know how to play musical instruments?

But I do not even think that that is necessary. For did Bob Kerry not gad about town twanging his guitar with his right fingers and wiping big drops of sweat withrepparttar 125929 left? Didn't know that gals don't like sweaters. And lost badly. I heard he wept profusely too. Was that true? He thought thatrepparttar 125930 ability to play musical instruments win elections, just because Bill Clinton "saxophoned" your dad out of office. But Kerry wasn't Bill.

You have shown that you have guts, and that only gung-ho men rule America. For did you not bungee jump fromrepparttar 125931 top floor of Empire State Buildingrepparttar 125932 other day while singingrepparttar 125933 Star-Spangled Banner--landing unscathed at ground zero and blowing hot kisses to cheering spectators. You might protest enacting such "kamikaze" acts, but that was exactly what you did when you single handedly "vanished" ALL those BEASTS who brought downrepparttar 125934 World Trade Center and flew them blindfolded with their arms chained to their seats for RE-EDUCATION at Guantanamo. And endeared yourself torepparttar 125935 hearts of Americans ever after.

So, why didrepparttar 125936 Democrats suddenly dream uprepparttar 125937 word "electability" and thought that Kerry wasrepparttar 125938 "best thing" to happen to America just because he saved ONE fellow soldier from drowning in a river in far away Vietnam. And they even downplayed your role inrepparttar 125939 war. Or did you not fight?

But all that is history, now. You are electable, Kerry is not. Period. And many of your detractors, not justrepparttar 125940 Democrats, will be put to shame.

Let's considerrepparttar 125941 friends ofrepparttar 125942 earth. Just beforerepparttar 125943 election, they prayed to see your back, saying that you had betterrepparttar 125944 earth perished than honorrepparttar 125945 Kyoto Agreement. But now you won! Do not take them serious.

The earth is gong to die, anyway. TIME magazine gives it about 4 billion years to go. If it doesn't stop turning, a stray asteroid from outer space might just as well kiss it a hasty goodbye.

What do they even do in those earth summits than watch half-naked dancing virgins, gulp down multi-colored wines, swallow exotic meals and leaverepparttar 125946 earth to groan in pains. And yet they say you arerepparttar 125947 earth's mortal enemy.

Even some world leaders (particularly those inrepparttar 125948 EU), and big time politicians are disappointed that you are still around. Not a few of them regard you as a self-willed and strong-headed man. Nelson Mandela who used a word that sounded like "psychopath" andrepparttar 125949 former German official, who called you a "nazi," will be most disappointed. Chirac and Schroder--old Europeans--would weep like babies.

Your list of enemies is a fairly long one (I hope you are keeping a black book). Because Nobel laureates—even these ones—have joinedrepparttar 125950 infamous register. Just beforerepparttar 125951 election a group of them signed a statement calling on all Americans to remove you. Because you are world enemy number one. Imagine such a statement coming fromrepparttar 125952 most distinguished persons on earth. Now, they are walking with their tails between their legs.

Come to think of it, Bush, Did some of them meritrepparttar 125953 award? I know that they would equally ask if you deservedrepparttar 125954 victory. But seriously speaking, was it not Alfred Nobel who inventedrepparttar 125955 explosives, which they now say that you are using to "dynamite" people at random? Don't mind their hypocrisy. Not that you are even itching to be awardedrepparttar 125956 prestigious prize. Damn them!

Peace in the Mideast

Written by Robert Bruce Baird

“Peace inrepparttar Middle East - whoa that is a toughie.

You have millennia of sheople being led around byrepparttar 125928 nose while abusing their mothers and daughters on both (or all eight or nine) sides ofrepparttar 125929 issue and then there is all that oil that corpserists backingrepparttar 125930 US are in need of.

I suspect there needs to be real ecumenicism andrepparttar 125931 religions must be forced (which will require Bush or someone also admitting all religions sayrepparttar 125932 same things) to say so. And then it will take years of re-programming beforerepparttar 125933 land so full of holes and ass-holes begins to deserve any recognition as a Holy Land rather than a playground for Holy Empires.

Then I would suggest that we use Free Energy or alternative energy sources and begin making it clear there is an abundance of energy all around us. If we had to we could simply get Helium III fromrepparttar 125934 moon for some purposes thatrepparttar 125935 Tesla (Newman, Farnsworth, Fleischmann-Pons, Solar, Bearden and Vacuum etc) energy did not find application suitable to matchrepparttar 125936 requirements. This would diffuserepparttar 125937 arbitrageurs who love unrest more than a little and be detrimental torepparttar 125938 oil cartels (Bushco).

Finally and most unlikely if people continue to believerepparttar 125939 history they are taught in school - We must remove special status for people who hide behind corporate or national veils. It was only recently that corporations were given superior rights to any individual. Atrepparttar 125940 same time we must reduce national interests while increasing local autonomy. The futurists like Toffler have been right about this happening in Europe but they could have explained whyrepparttar 125941 plan set in motion inrepparttar 125942 19th Century would lead torepparttar 125943 EEC.

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