A Happiness PoemWritten by David Leonhardt
If a happiness poem could bring forth a smile, Then my face would always dress in style.
If my ears could hear my computer screen, From one to another, they, too, would grin.
My keyboard types for my eyes not my tongue This happiness poem will never be sung.
But what of my eyes? Don't they shine? Yes, but not from this poem of mine.
The pen is mightier than sword, But a pen can write only words.
Dear Santa: Christmas Sucks!Written by Daggi Pulz
Christmas time is finally here, and most people during this holiday are happier than a fat kid eating a Krispy Kreme donut. Christmas brings so many great things to table; caroling, NO SCHOOL, snowmen and hour long snowball fights that ends with bloody noses, eggnog and drunken relatives, presents, holiday parties, and drinking hot coco next to a roaring fire while cuddling up with your loved one. How could anybody not love this great holiday! It’s a hiatus from dark sadness of reality and a time where you can be ridiculously happy! But maybe too happy…
In a recent poll, over 45 percent said that they dreaded holiday altogether. Not everyone seems to see light that Christmas brings, and if you look harder into eyes of this joyous holiday, you may see why. More people kill themselves around Christmas time than any other time of year. “Well,” Khayeni Sanders, a fellow Christmas lover states, “I think you should make a club, or a house, for those people. It’s like an equivalent of a homeless shelter! Wait, what’s question again?”
There are several reasons why people just don’t like Christmas, one is that spending Christmas alone is a very depressing situation for anyone. The couple theme that constantly exists with this holiday is not easy to hide from if you are single. For people who are already suffering