I just got back from Las Vegas!Man oh man, it was my first visit ever, and let me tell y’all, if there was ever a town I fell in love with at first glance, it’s Las Vegas! It has The Brotherhood’s name written all over it, in fact, if there ever was ever a town that I’ll need to visit regularly for
rest of my life after only one visit, it’s Las Vegas!
I went out there for a speaking engagement related to some of my writing activities. Even though I spoke for only twenty minutes in a tiny conference room in one of
big strip hotels, I can now say, for all eternity, that “I’ve played Vegas!” I was out there for all of two days, which now makes me a certified Vegas authority. And because I’m now so knowledgeable, here’s some unique things y’all can expect to see if you ever make a trip out there:
1. Some huge hotels - I thought I had seen some large hotels in places like New York City and Chicago, but nothing compares to these big mamas out in Vegas. You have
Luxor, which literally looks like a pyramid with a light shining out of
top. You have Mandalay Bay, well, actually there are two Mandalay Bays now, and they both have copper colored windows in their rooms. They also have eleven acres of swimming pools and a huge shark aquarium. The owner of Mandalay Bay obviously likes fish, and probably also likes having a little something on
property to help keep
guests in line. Let’s also not forget Caesar’s Palace, which is huge, and
Venetian, which is even larger. There’s one place called Excaliber that looks like a castle because one actually sits right at
entrance to it, Paris Las Vegas has a replica of
Eiffel Tower standing right next to it, one called
Stratosphere has an 1100 foot tower built close by (get this, there’s a roller coaster on top of it), and
grandest Vegas hotel of them all is
Bellagio. Collectively, these have to be
most unique hotels in
world.
2. More gambling than you could ever imagine - every big motel has a casino, and you can’t get to anything without going through
casino first. I’m serious, if you want to go to your room, you’ve gotta go through
casino, if you want to eat at a motel restaurant, you’ve gotta go through
casino, and remember this - if you need to go to
bathroom, don’t wait til it’s leg quivering time to go, because you’ll have to go through
casino to get to it as well. Something tells me that those Vegas motel security people won’t like guests who whiz all over their carpets or slot machines.