A Foolproof and Painless Way to Get Yourself Out of Bed

Written by FIRE FOXX


You knowrepparttar drill. The blare of a screeching alarm startles you out of your cozy slumber reminding you that it's time to vacaterepparttar 110880 warmth and snugness of your personal cocoon and jump intorepparttar 110881 torture chamber, popularly referred to as THE BATHROOM. The first frigid blast of cold air violates your senses like an arctic assault. Now you must work uprepparttar 110882 courage to disrobe, further exposing your tender skin and most sensitive parts to a frozen invasion and risking a minor heart attack fromrepparttar 110883 sheer shock of it all at such a vulnerable point in your bio-rhythm. The chill runs up your spine like fingernails across a chalkboard as you reach forrepparttar 110884 damp and musty smelling towel from yesterday's torment and wring outrepparttar 110885 frosty cold and wet washcloth.

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STOP TRAUMATIZING YOUR BODY UNNECESSARILY

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People often mistakerepparttar 110886 effects of a brisk morning shower withrepparttar 110887 effects of hypothermia- which is actually a more apt description of this excruciating morning ritual. Your flab shivers uncontrollably, muscles seize up likerepparttar 110888 elastic in a full-figure bra, and your saliva turns into giant icicles hanging from your eyeteeth. Then you begin to numb as you prepare to enter your morning mini ice age. Like a glacial coffin,repparttar 110889 shower stall awaits your paralyzed and freeze-dried corpse, as you stumble in like a frostbitten black bear about to embark on a winter slumber.

After you've managed to unfurl your anesthetized and rigor mortis filled hands, and scrub your trembling torso, you launch out ofrepparttar 110890 stand-up freezer and intorepparttar 110891 teeth-chattering crypt room, where you desperately rush to findrepparttar 110892 unthawing station. You eye your warm and cozy bed as you rush to find something- anything- to wear. And somehow it doesn't seem fair that even your morning coffee wakes up to a fresh-roasted drip through a hot coffee-maker while you have been subjected torepparttar 110893 onslaught of a thousand icy pin pricks all over your pathetic, working-stiff body.

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A SENSATIONAL NEW WAY TO ADD COMFORT TO EVERY ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE

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And we wonder why our kids don't want to get up inrepparttar 110894 morning? Who, in their right mind would put themselves through this every morning of their life if they didn't have to? It's akin to emerging fromrepparttar 110895 warmth ofrepparttar 110896 womb intorepparttar 110897 cold, cruel world every single day of your life, over and over again. Until one day you wake up and decide to do it differently. And that day can be today.

Because today, for under a hundred dollars, you are going to changerepparttar 110898 way you feel about your morning ritual forever. Because today, you are one ofrepparttar 110899 smart people who knows a great value, desires comfort, and will takerepparttar 110900 action necessary to end your pain. In fact, it will probably be one ofrepparttar 110901 best 100 bucks you've ever spent and once you try it, you'll never go back. I guarantee it.

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HOW TO KEEP YOUR TOWELS PERPETUALLY WARM AND DRY

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A towel warmer is really much more than a simple towel warmer. It has many, many uses. You could almost use one in every area of your home. The obvious place isrepparttar 110902 bathroom. Never again will you reach for a towel or washcloth and find a damp, clammy, sour-smelling rag. Inrepparttar 110903 humid summer months, your towel warmer will chase away mold and mildew in both your bathroom and on your towels. Your towels will always smell clean, feel nice and warm and keep their fluffiness. You can even slip a scented dryer sheet betweenrepparttar 110904 folds of your towels so that they always smell April fresh. Can you imaginerepparttar 110905 feeling you'll get when you wrap yourself inrepparttar 110906 warmth of a super deep heated bath towel? And not only willrepparttar 110907 towel warmer keep your towels nice and warm and dry, it will also keeprepparttar 110908 bathroom nice and warm. The floor aroundrepparttar 110909 unit stays warm and you can even draperepparttar 110910 clothes you're going to wear onrepparttar 110911 towel warmer as you dry off- so they will also be warm when you slip them on.

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NOW, EVEN WET AND MUSTY OUTER WEAR STAYS FOREVER WARM AND DRY

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Can you imagine how wonderfully soothing it would be to slip on a warm and toasty winter coat or rain jacket before heading out intorepparttar 110912 cold winter weather? That's why I keep an extra towel warmer in my mudroom. The Towel Warmer keeps your umbrella dry, your rain boots dry, and takesrepparttar 110913 cold and dampness out of all your outerwear. I put sweaty gym shoes underrepparttar 110914 towel warmer after shaking in some anti-fungal foot powder. Then when I slip them back on, it's almost like wearing a brand new pair of shoes. The kids put their gloves, scarves and coats onrepparttar 110915 towel warmer and then when they go out to play, it's like they're wearing an extra layer of warmth. The baby LOVES to get into her nice and warm snowsuit. In fact, she usually falls asleep before I get her torepparttar 110916 car. The older kids keep their camping gear nearrepparttar 110917 towel warmer, so that tents, tarps and sleeping bags dry out quickly and are ready when they are. We haven't had a bit of problem with musty-smelling and mildewed camping gear since we've been keeping it nearrepparttar 110918 towel warmer inrepparttar 110919 mud room. We even takerepparttar 110920 portable towel warmer with us when we camp, so that bathing suits, towels and soggy clothes can be kept warm and dry. At night, we line up allrepparttar 110921 shoes underrepparttar 110922 towel warmer with a fresh pair of warm socks draped overrepparttar 110923 bars. That way we wake up to instantly warm and dry feet. These little conveniences can really add a lot of comfort to camping trips.

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HURRY, BEFORE THE CHILL OF WINTER SETS IN

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We keeprepparttar 110924 ski boots and heavy woolen socks nearrepparttar 110925 towel warmer, so that they dry quickly and thoroughly between uses. I also sometimes throwrepparttar 110926 welcome mat overrepparttar 110927 towel dryer for a little while to keep it nice and dry. The towel warmer seems to have extendedrepparttar 110928 carpet in my mudroom as well. I think that's because it's never damp for long.

How Your Family's Home Page Can Pay for Itself

Written by Jonni Good


You don't have to be a "marketing guru" to make some extra bucks with your website.

My dad recently retired after many years working inrepparttar concrete industry. He suddenly had extra time on his hands, so he started doing some fun things with concrete. One of his most successful projects isrepparttar 110879 unique concrete leaves that he molds from real rhubarb leaves.

He gives his leaves away to grateful friends and family, even though leaves just like them are showing up in many landscaping magazines as garden sculptures. Concrete leaves are also being used in expensive fountains. My dad thought about selling them, butrepparttar 110880 freight is just too expensive. And besides - he's supposed to be retired.

I talked him into making a website to show other people how to makerepparttar 110881 leaves for themselves. It took a few months of nagging, but he finally agreed to it.

The whole family got in onrepparttar 110882 project - his wife helped him write it, and was very patient when we grabbedrepparttar 110883 digital camera and made her pose. My daughter helped with some design ideas, and my dad took allrepparttar 110884 pictures. My job was to putrepparttar 110885 website together.

This family project was a lot of fun, and gave us something that we could all work on together, even though we live in three different cities. And, thanks to AdSense, my dad's website is more than paying for itself.

My dad signed up for a free AdSense account at google.com, and I putrepparttar 110886 necessary lines of code on all his pages. He has fun watchingrepparttar 110887 daily stats for his AdSense account, even on days when there are few clicks, because it shows him how many people are seeing his web page. Of course, he has a lot more fun onrepparttar 110888 days when he gets lots of clicks, andrepparttar 110889 $'s mount up.

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