You know
drill. The blare of a screeching alarm startles you out of your cozy slumber reminding you that it's time to vacate
warmth and snugness of your personal cocoon and jump into
torture chamber, popularly referred to as THE BATHROOM. The first frigid blast of cold air violates your senses like an arctic assault. Now you must work up
courage to disrobe, further exposing your tender skin and most sensitive parts to a frozen invasion and risking a minor heart attack from
sheer shock of it all at such a vulnerable point in your bio-rhythm. The chill runs up your spine like fingernails across a chalkboard as you reach for
damp and musty smelling towel from yesterday's torment and wring out
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STOP TRAUMATIZING YOUR BODY UNNECESSARILY
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People often mistake
effects of a brisk morning shower with
effects of hypothermia- which is actually a more apt description of this excruciating morning ritual. Your flab shivers uncontrollably, muscles seize up like
elastic in a full-figure bra, and your saliva turns into giant icicles hanging from your eyeteeth. Then you begin to numb as you prepare to enter your morning mini ice age. Like a glacial coffin,
shower stall awaits your paralyzed and freeze-dried corpse, as you stumble in like a frostbitten black bear about to embark on a winter slumber.
After you've managed to unfurl your anesthetized and rigor mortis filled hands, and scrub your trembling torso, you launch out of
stand-up freezer and into
teeth-chattering crypt room, where you desperately rush to find
unthawing station. You eye your warm and cozy bed as you rush to find something- anything- to wear. And somehow it doesn't seem fair that even your morning coffee wakes up to a fresh-roasted drip through a hot coffee-maker while you have been subjected to
onslaught of a thousand icy pin pricks all over your pathetic, working-stiff body.
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A SENSATIONAL NEW WAY TO ADD COMFORT TO EVERY ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE
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And we wonder why our kids don't want to get up in
morning? Who, in their right mind would put themselves through this every morning of their life if they didn't have to? It's akin to emerging from
warmth of
womb into
cold, cruel world every single day of your life, over and over again. Until one day you wake up and decide to do it differently. And that day can be today.
Because today, for under a hundred dollars, you are going to change
way you feel about your morning ritual forever. Because today, you are one of
smart people who knows a great value, desires comfort, and will take
action necessary to end your pain. In fact, it will probably be one of
best 100 bucks you've ever spent and once you try it, you'll never go back. I guarantee it.
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HOW TO KEEP YOUR TOWELS PERPETUALLY WARM AND DRY
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A towel warmer is really much more than a simple towel warmer. It has many, many uses. You could almost use one in every area of your home. The obvious place is
bathroom. Never again will you reach for a towel or washcloth and find a damp, clammy, sour-smelling rag. In
humid summer months, your towel warmer will chase away mold and mildew in both your bathroom and on your towels. Your towels will always smell clean, feel nice and warm and keep their fluffiness. You can even slip a scented dryer sheet between
folds of your towels so that they always smell April fresh. Can you imagine
feeling you'll get when you wrap yourself in
warmth of a super deep heated bath towel? And not only will
towel warmer keep your towels nice and warm and dry, it will also keep
bathroom nice and warm. The floor around
unit stays warm and you can even drape
clothes you're going to wear on
towel warmer as you dry off- so they will also be warm when you slip them on.
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NOW, EVEN WET AND MUSTY OUTER WEAR STAYS FOREVER WARM AND DRY
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Can you imagine how wonderfully soothing it would be to slip on a warm and toasty winter coat or rain jacket before heading out into
cold winter weather? That's why I keep an extra towel warmer in my mudroom. The Towel Warmer keeps your umbrella dry, your rain boots dry, and takes
cold and dampness out of all your outerwear. I put sweaty gym shoes under
towel warmer after shaking in some anti-fungal foot powder. Then when I slip them back on, it's almost like wearing a brand new pair of shoes. The kids put their gloves, scarves and coats on
towel warmer and then when they go out to play, it's like they're wearing an extra layer of warmth. The baby LOVES to get into her nice and warm snowsuit. In fact, she usually falls asleep before I get her to
car. The older kids keep their camping gear near
towel warmer, so that tents, tarps and sleeping bags dry out quickly and are ready when they are. We haven't had a bit of problem with musty-smelling and mildewed camping gear since we've been keeping it near
towel warmer in
mud room. We even take
portable towel warmer with us when we camp, so that bathing suits, towels and soggy clothes can be kept warm and dry. At night, we line up all
shoes under
towel warmer with a fresh pair of warm socks draped over
bars. That way we wake up to instantly warm and dry feet. These little conveniences can really add a lot of comfort to camping trips.
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HURRY, BEFORE THE CHILL OF WINTER SETS IN
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