5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your HouseWritten by Deborah Shelton
1. You reheated same cup of coffee three times this morning.2. There is always one more person in your bed in morning, than there was night before. 3. You can’t imagine life without Cartoon Network. 4. The lock on your bathroom door is purely for decoration…
| | Top 10 Signs That You Have An Anger ProblemWritten by Newton Hightower
Word wrap to 60, (145 words) *********************************************1. You display your middle finger on dashboard before you start car. 2. There are more holes in walls of your house than there are craters on moon. 3. You thought movie “Natural Born Killers” was a documentary. 4. You joined Beer & Gun Club. 5. Your definition of Anger Management is managing to program VCR without throwing it across room first.
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