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The other day, a German government official called George Bush, Jnr. a nazi. Now come to think of it—nazi—fancy word for terrorist. So if you are fighting war on terror, you are a terrorist. If you are a dictator that goes by name of Robert Mugabe—chasing white farmers and your political opponents all over place, no doubt, you must be a terrorist. But that is not all.
If you are a writer that likes to "intimidate" your readers, you are a terrorist. If you are a newsman like Robin White of BBC, who always asks his interviewees embarrassing, questions, you are a terrorist. And if you are a baby born today, I welcome you, "baby" terrorist. Because you have just tormented your mother for nine months. Because she has just passed through terrible birth pains for your sake. Perhaps, she died in process. No thanks to a terrorist like you.
And if you folks out there dare post a contrary opinion to this article, then you are a terrorist! And I will point you out to George Bush Jnr, and his "lap-dog" Tony Blair. And you will find yourself in lonely Guantanamo Bay near "dangerous" Cuba learning how not to be a terrorist. (Something like weeping and gnashing of teeth.) Call angels! Call prophets! No dialing tone!!
I am done.
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