Which Witch Are You?

Written by Sam Stevens


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you've been followingrepparttar recipes, havoc is still being wreaked in your life. Do you think that if a spell actually worked, a real witch would really give her secrets of success away in a book that could be had for 10 bucks? Think about it. 1. If all those love spells you do actually worked, you wouldn't need to be using a vibrator. 2. Dressing like Sailor Moon won't give you supernatural powers. 3. Dressing in a way that appeals to men empowers men, not you... think again. 4. Statistics in The Toronto Sun recently cited that witchcraft isrepparttar 130006 No. 1 interest of teenage girls, so if you're a wannabe, chances are that this is your favorite show. 5. So far you've been practicing witchcraft all by yourself. Wouldn't it be nice to belong to a real coven like Rosemary's friends? D) SURPRISE... YOU'RE NOT A WITCH BUT A GAY MAN! If your answers are all "d", you're gay! I know it's confusing, but it's true. Gay males love a good wicked female archetype more than life itself. 1. You like to clean; that means you're gay! 2. Cats are considered to be "gay children". 3. You also like to dorepparttar 130007 occasional impression of Joan Crawford. 4. She's a Goddess inrepparttar 130008 Office! You wanna be Evil Scheming Manipulative Heather Locklear! 5. You loverepparttar 130009 scene where Joan beats little Christina withrepparttar 130010 hanger. E) YOU'RE A WITCH'S VICTIM If your answers are all "e",repparttar 130011 only kind of spell you know is a fainting spell. You're morerepparttar 130012 kind of person prone to berepparttar 130013 victim of witches because you refuse to acknowledge that magic exists. You wouldn't know what an athame was if you were lying on a slab and it was plunged into your heart (not that there's anything wrong with that). 1. Witches have cast spells so they get allrepparttar 130014 men and allrepparttar 130015 rides home. 2. Allrepparttar 130016 straight males have been bewitched by real witches, so you're stuck with this gay friend. 3. You arerepparttar 130017 victim ofrepparttar 130018 many psychic attacks practiced by amateur witchlets out there. 4. You don't really like Kathie Lee Gifford but for some reason every time she's onrepparttar 130019 TV you just can't stop watching her... it's like you're under her spell or something. 6. The Wizard of Oz isrepparttar 130020 only movie you've seen with a real witch in it. * Editorial Note: This is our beloved Samantha exercising her funny bone; athames are never meant to touch blood and are not used in any form of sacrifice. No Victims were harmed or sacrificed inrepparttar 130021 writing of this article. J (David)

Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.


Careful What You Wish For

Written by Sam Stevens


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I think I subconsciously knew that a selfish wish would get merepparttar opposite. I might even be taunted byrepparttar 130004 sight of other children eating ice cream cones Another principle of wishing is "wishing overkill." Wishes come true if they are more likea little nudge --done in a simple way, without anxiety and done from theheart. A well-done wish is comparable torepparttar 130005 flapping ofrepparttar 130006 butterflywings in Brazil causing a tornado in Florida. Apparently if you gently nudgerepparttar 130007 universe with yourthoughts, you're in luck. You have to be part ofrepparttar 130008 universal state ofharmony. If you interrupt this balance with an explosion of will, determinism, selfishness and passion, then you often experience a lashback and seerepparttar 130009 opposite come into effect. This is similar to witchcraft's 3X3X3 rule: whatever you send out comes back to you. It also explains why disasters seem to escalate andrepparttar 130010 persistence of Murphy's Law.

Another important principle, brought up by both authours isrepparttar 130011 principle of "like attracts like". If you are in a state of anxiety and wishing for "more serenity", you are more than likely to find your self surrounded by anxious people who are also wishing for serenity or in a state of even more anxiety. Stating that you lack something actually reinforces its lack. Combine this withrepparttar 130012 principle of resonance, where a wish in reinforced byrepparttar 130013 number of people thinkingrepparttar 130014 same thing, than it really makes you start thinking that group negative wishing is actually responsible for many ofrepparttar 130015 ills inrepparttar 130016 world.

The next time you make a wish, wish well. Wish forrepparttar 130017 best thing to happen for all concerned and don't be attached torepparttar 130018 outcome. When you wish upon a star, it DOES make a difference who you are ...

Finally, I am Queen of My Domain!

Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.


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