Which Witch Are You?Written by Sam Stevens
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you've been following recipes, havoc is still being wreaked in your life. Do you think that if a spell actually worked, a real witch would really give her secrets of success away in a book that could be had for 10 bucks? Think about it. 1. If all those love spells you do actually worked, you wouldn't need to be using a vibrator. 2. Dressing like Sailor Moon won't give you supernatural powers. 3. Dressing in a way that appeals to men empowers men, not you... think again. 4. Statistics in The Toronto Sun recently cited that witchcraft is No. 1 interest of teenage girls, so if you're a wannabe, chances are that this is your favorite show. 5. So far you've been practicing witchcraft all by yourself. Wouldn't it be nice to belong to a real coven like Rosemary's friends? D) SURPRISE... YOU'RE NOT A WITCH BUT A GAY MAN! If your answers are all "d", you're gay! I know it's confusing, but it's true. Gay males love a good wicked female archetype more than life itself. 1. You like to clean; that means you're gay! 2. Cats are considered to be "gay children". 3. You also like to do occasional impression of Joan Crawford. 4. She's a Goddess in Office! You wanna be Evil Scheming Manipulative Heather Locklear! 5. You love scene where Joan beats little Christina with hanger. E) YOU'RE A WITCH'S VICTIM If your answers are all "e", only kind of spell you know is a fainting spell. You're more kind of person prone to be victim of witches because you refuse to acknowledge that magic exists. You wouldn't know what an athame was if you were lying on a slab and it was plunged into your heart (not that there's anything wrong with that). 1. Witches have cast spells so they get all men and all rides home. 2. All straight males have been bewitched by real witches, so you're stuck with this gay friend. 3. You are victim of many psychic attacks practiced by amateur witchlets out there. 4. You don't really like Kathie Lee Gifford but for some reason every time she's on TV you just can't stop watching her... it's like you're under her spell or something. 6. The Wizard of Oz is only movie you've seen with a real witch in it. * Editorial Note: This is our beloved Samantha exercising her funny bone; athames are never meant to touch blood and are not used in any form of sacrifice. No Victims were harmed or sacrificed in writing of this article. J (David)
Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.
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I think I subconsciously knew that a selfish wish would get me opposite. I might even be taunted by sight of other children eating ice cream cones Another principle of wishing is "wishing overkill." Wishes come true if they are more likea little nudge --done in a simple way, without anxiety and done from theheart. A well-done wish is comparable to flapping of butterflywings in Brazil causing a tornado in Florida. Apparently if you gently nudge universe with yourthoughts, you're in luck. You have to be part of universal state ofharmony. If you interrupt this balance with an explosion of will, determinism, selfishness and passion, then you often experience a lashback and see opposite come into effect. This is similar to witchcraft's 3X3X3 rule: whatever you send out comes back to you. It also explains why disasters seem to escalate and persistence of Murphy's Law. Another important principle, brought up by both authours is principle of "like attracts like". If you are in a state of anxiety and wishing for "more serenity", you are more than likely to find your self surrounded by anxious people who are also wishing for serenity or in a state of even more anxiety. Stating that you lack something actually reinforces its lack. Combine this with principle of resonance, where a wish in reinforced by number of people thinking same thing, than it really makes you start thinking that group negative wishing is actually responsible for many of ills in world. The next time you make a wish, wish well. Wish for best thing to happen for all concerned and don't be attached to outcome. When you wish upon a star, it DOES make a difference who you are ... Finally, I am Queen of My Domain!
Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.
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