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"What's with all
changes?" I asked.
"It's all your idea," he said. "You are a marketing genius. If I can get people to start working on their next cavities as they are walking out from my office, I can increase my business by up to 17%."
As he began to work in my mouth, I noticed a TV screen above. "Datz nuu," I said.
"Oh yes," he answered, flicking a button. "See? I have it set at
All-Sugar Channel."
The dentist finished excavating and reassembled what was left of my mouth.
"Here you go," He said proudly, handing me a lollipop.
"Didn't you used to hand out toothbrushes?" I asked.
"Shh. Don't remind anybody of that. Toothbrushes are bad for business," he explained.
I just could not believe what I had seen. I headed over to
body shop to see how my car was doing. A few repairs were needed, thanks to some bozo on a cell phone who thought that a red light means "stop when you hit another car".
"How's my car doing, Jack?" I asked.
"It's OK. You didn't get hit too hard," he replied.
"Good thing he was only talking on a cell phone and not watching a game show on TV when he hit me," I remarked. "Hey did you see what's going on at
dentist?"
"Yeah, what's he doing with all those cookie posters in his waiting room?" Jack asked.
I explained how
woman's magazine was building its customer base by tempting dieters with cakes labeled "yum!"
"It's
dentist's new business development program," I said.
I was about to pay for
repair work when Jack held out a cell phone and a mini-TV set. "If you take
cell phone, I give you a five percent discount. Take
TV set and you get a ten percent discount."
"What are you, doing?" I demanded.
"Hey," replied Jack. "It's my new business development program."

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