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***Relationship marketing. Oh? Back to pub again. Write that down.
***Open rates, conversion ratio's, CPM's. What heck? Math too? Yeah, right. Next stop.
***Build opt-in list for long term. Long term? Sorry, rents due on Tuesday. Bye!
***"Men, Enlarge Yo ...!" Ooops. Off topic. But ... write that down!
***Make time to help others in market specific forums. Didn't you hear me first time? I said, "Tuesday"!
***"Turn $25 Into $10,000 While You're In Shower!". Whoa! This could be it! Note: "Fix shower!"
***Give away something valuable, free. Oh, that's precious. Bound to be very impressive down at bank too. Next!
***Viral marketing? You've got to be kidding! If you think I'm gonna be sitting here while I'm sniffling, sneezing and feeling achy all over, I've got news for you!
Whew! This is a little tiring after all. Time for a break.
Holy guacamole! Look at my mailbox! Boy, did I get popular! And how did they know I was looking for Internet Secret? Wonderful, 347 messages telling me they've had it whole time!
Piece of cake. Eat your heart out, Indy.
Author's note: Perhaps real *internet secret* consists of many, many *little secrets*, or marketing tasks. Dozens upon dozens, in fact, that aren't really secrets at all. Some as simple as a signature file. Others as demanding as publishing a newsletter.
Do a handfull of them well, and progess begins. Consistently add new *secrets* to your marketing arsenal, and sky's limit.
Joshua Rose is the Editor of The Internet Profit Wizards Newsletter, where he writes about the three most important skills needed to attain internet success. To subscribe, visit: http://www.internetprofitwizards.com.