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-- "‘Eager Beaver’ is my middle name…so I’d love to sink my glistening white, tartar-fighting buckteeth into lots more work today."
-- "I'm Your #1 TEAM - The Easy Answer Man – at your service."
-- "Hey, I’m all pumped up, so where do we register for that trial balloon course?"
-- "My last performance evaluation said that I’d make a great scapegoat – do you need one in your department?"
-- "By way, is that “arm candy” job posted on notice board in executive dining room still available?"
-- "The latest corporate communications audit shows we've got nothing but highest quality, 360 degree closed feedback loop rating in industry ... so what's new at virtual watercooler and whistleblower pit stop dude?"
-- "Okay, so Neptune's in Capricorn and Mercury's gone retrograde, but I still need one more defensible position why we didn't meet quota last month."
-- "Princess Poohbah, if I honor your request for an engraved nameplate on your powder-room door, then will you play 'Kick Can' with me?"
-- "Let's see, most influential management book I've ever read ...hmmm...that would be Discovering World of Three-Toed Sloth by John Hoke...and a close second would be, Fish Who Answer Telephone by Yury Petrovich Frolov."
Patience Pantperhog, an inveterate litterbug and whimsical wordwatcher at the "Wonder-Worker Weekly", provides an amusing analysis of ludicrous life as a libertine (in the Court of the Quipping Queen -- wwww.quippingqueen.blogspot.com).