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Oh, Iím not giving out, complaining, or anything, but these are just some of technical issues that Iím presented with. And while my life is consumed with such effluent goals or subject matter, it is hardly a wonder that I donít have time to date.
I would also like to introduce a caveat. If any of you ladies out there should know of any man with excellent toilet practises, then let me know. In any case, my email account is 60 Kilobytes in capacity, and I donít expect it to be full. Ever! Unless of course, that some man decides to use it as a toilet!
Going a little further, if any lady out there knows of a pig that is unattached, then I will certainly consider such an option.
Sincerely, Tranni DíElectric email@example.com
Tranni D'Electric is an "expert" columnist with TheTrivialTimes.com and is proficient with electronics.