4b. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

3a. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

3b. Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."

2. Put decaf in coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

1. Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

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