New “Sex and the City” Quotes Collection

Written by Mark A. Lugris

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"I know your friends fine. Charlotte isrepparttar brunette, Miranda isrepparttar 118184 redhead and Samantha is trouble.[Big] "

Carrie Bradshaw and friends reflectrepparttar 118185 many traits of urban singles everywhere. Headed byrepparttar 118186 award-winning Sarah Jessica Parker,repparttar 118187 show was an unexpected success when it premiered in 1998. Now, this collection of “Sex and The City” quotes will continue to entertain and enthuse fans.

"Who would have thought an island that tiny would be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends?[Miranda] "

"Whatever happened to aging gracefully? [Miranda] It got old. [Carrie] " depends on its users to help build and broaden our quotation database, and although we have includedrepparttar 118188 best “Sex and The City” quotes available, we hope you share your favorites.

"If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends. [Carrie] "

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Who You Calling a Hick?

Written by David Leonhardt

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You go torepparttar grocery store to get your food. We cut outrepparttar 118183 middle man. We pick our own raspberries (both black and red) out back. And out front. And downrepparttar 118184 hill. And over inrepparttar 118185 woods.

We grow our own apples; in fact,repparttar 118186 trees might give fruit by next year...hopefully.

And when we're inrepparttar 118187 mood for chicken, we sit silently atrepparttar 118188 property line with a hatchet, waiting for a stray bird to accidentally wandering underrepparttar 118189 fence. Or we drive to town for some KFC.

It's true. The nearest grocery store is seven miles away. But it takes me only seven minutes to get there...which is how long it took me to get out ofrepparttar 118190 condo parking lot when I lived inrepparttar 118191 city.

We don't need bars. We have bonfires. The action gets pretty hot, especially when we have plenty of wood to burn. And who needs alcohol when you can just stand downwind fromrepparttar 118192 fire?

We don't worry too much about breathing in pollution. There's not much of that around here. But we do keep our mouths closed whenrepparttar 118193 mosquitoes are swarming.

Lady bugs are very pretty, but not when there are 30,000 of them squeezing their way into your walls. If only they ate mosquitoes

We have mice. You have rats. Mice are cuter.

Too bad they don't eat mosquitoes.

Sure I commute. What do you think we have a staircase for?

Don't get me wrong,repparttar 118194 city's a great place for theatre, basketball and fancy restaurants that serve you itsy bitsy morsels on huge white plates with sweeping splashes of colored sauces.

But have you ever noticed how very few depictions of paradise include skyscrapers, traffic lights and hot dog vendors? Come pay us a visit and you can enjoy paradise all to yourself...if you don't mind sharing it withrepparttar 118195 chickens,repparttar 118196 skunk,repparttar 118197 crickets,repparttar 118198 mice andrepparttar 118199 mosquitoes.

Excuse me now. I have a mouse trap to empty.

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