"A dog is a man's best friend so advice of a dog must be superior to any other".

"If a dog is a man's best friend, then a dog's vomit is something of significance".

On life and death: "I've often thought it to be more romantic to die at 69 than at 75".

Dr. Evil: I would probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping laser.

Fat Bastard: I'm bigger than you and higher up food chain. Get in my belly.

Fat Bastard: First things first: Where's shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in pills. It's just not cricket.

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