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The basement turned out to be an extensive wine cellar, home to Andy’s most coveted wine collection. Row upon row of bottles lay carefully filed on their sides, separated by vintage and other important details known only to him.
Seeing water leaking from
heating duct over his head he quickly reached up and pushed
edges tighter together to see if he could seal off
leaky area. Instead,
duct opened with a long squealing sigh, separating like a rhino’s jaws sending gallons of water gushing over
wine bins and flowing down to
lowest section of
floor knocking over a row of shelves nested there. There, in
lowest, darkest, coolest cave-like opening was Andy’s most precious and newly-tasted collection of wine. Picking up
bottles one by one,
handwritten labels began to slide off.
More and more labels became dislodged and before long, there were labels floating everywhere.
After a few minutes Andy stood back and took stock of
situation, there was only one thing to do. And it was urgent.
We needed to taste and grade
wines as soon as possible, before he forgot
content of each of
bottle’s washed off labels. And, which bottle was which.
We set up our tasting table near
shelves of
now label-less wine bottles. Andy would choose
bottle, write down what he remembered about
label contents and we would all taste
wine, commenting on
flavors, acidity, etc., all
things a wine connoisseur might want to know. We pressed on through
afternoon into
late evening, until
last naked bottle had been tasted and Andy had completed his notes in his journal. All in all, we had tasted our way through about 27 bottles of wine.
We had no business driving back to our motel in
condition we were in, but we were wet, exhausted and probably getting on
nerves of our host by then.
After a few days we received a most gracious note from Andy, thanking us for our help and fortitude. The house was almost back to normal, and
waterbed had been replaced with an airbed.
We wondered, could he risk blowing himself up with one?

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