The Script About My Ass

Written by Tim Mack


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Now, I'm thinking, "hmmm, is this just a coincidence? Or was she really checking me out when I bent down to tie my shoe lace?"

Then I would start to notice other little oddites. Everytime I walked intorepparttar office to look for a file I would hear all this typing. But as soon as I would turn my back and start looking for a file allrepparttar 109896 typing would stop. And then as soon as I gotrepparttar 109897 file and turned around again,repparttar 109898 typing would suddenly resume.

"Another strange coincidence," I suppose.

When I got my first paycheck from my summer job, I thought, "its time to do a little shopping."

Yeah, I was going pants shopping, tight pants shopping.

I thought, hmmm, how tight can I get pants to fit?"

Then I headed out with my new tight pants. Wow, was I getting smiles.

I thought, "screwrepparttar 109899 gym. The heck with pumping iron. I had it all together in one neat package."

Then school resumed again, and I thought, "hmmmm, I wonder if I can get my marks boosted a bit higher if I have all female teachers?"

So, I went in to seerepparttar 109900 Guidance Counselor, and asked, "could I have all female teachers?"

"Why do you want all female teachers,?" he asked.

I said, "I seem to pay attention better."

He said, "well, I can give you all female teachers, except for Gym Class."

"Great," I said.

I couldn't beleiverepparttar 109901 difference. With all female teachers my marks were soaring. Every once in a while I would drop my pen or something in class and pick it up real slow just for insurance.

What was really weird though, was that I was getting even better at football. It started to feel good just thinking that I was givingrepparttar 109902 girls a thrill. I felt like they weren't cheering forrepparttar 109903 team, but rather they were really cheering for me.

After a while, I kind of even developed a little back field in motion wiggle. The girls were going wild.

I thought, "hey, if you got it, flaunt it."

When I graduated High School, I was hired by a Wall Street Bokerage firm, but I had to take a medical exam before I could start working. I looked outrepparttar 109904 window inrepparttar 109905 Doctors examining room in awe atrepparttar 109906 sky line.

As I marveled atrepparttar 109907 sites, I felt a hand tap on my shoulder. I turned my head to see a Nurse standing there.

She said, "I have to take your temperature."

As she heldrepparttar 109908 therometer in her hand I opened my mouth expecting her to slip it in.

She smiled and said, "no, this isn't going in your mouth."

I asked, "where else can it go?"

She said, "drop your pants and shorts and find out."

I complied and as I layed down on my stomach, I could feel her stickrepparttar 109909 therometer up my butt.

She started to chat with me and after a long while, I kind of wondered to myself, "why is she taking so long to pullrepparttar 109910 therometer back out of my butt?"

Just thenrepparttar 109911 Doctor walked in and askedrepparttar 109912 Nurse, "why are you taking his temperature in this fashion?"

Her face now a bit blushed, she exclaimed. "oh I had some medical questions to ask him, and he couldn't answer them ifrepparttar 109913 therometer was in his mouth."

I thought, "hmmm, medical questions. I couldn't remember her asking me any medical questions."

Then I thought, "hmmm, another one of those coincidences."

The Doctor asked, "so whatsrepparttar 109914 temperature?"

With that she pulledrepparttar 109915 therometer from my butt at last, and said, "your temperature is perfectly normal. And what department will you be working in?"

This segment was taken from Tiffany Stone. Special thanks goes to Hollywood Journalist and Script Reader Tiffany Stone who has a wonderful blog called Breakfast At Tiffany's.


Digital Film Processing is Really the Only Option for Truly Quality Prints

Written by Dave Gonzalez


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For example, some of your digital photos may be fine if they’re kept in digital form on your computer, but others, such as wedding photos, may require better quality digital film processing. This allows you to print your digital pictures on regular paper, photo quality paper, use a home digital film processing printer, or even take it forrepparttar professionals to manage, as you would regular film.

When it is your regular digital photography that you’ll be digital film processing, however, you’ll loverepparttar 109895 great benefits of having your digital photo quickly, easily, and accurately.

Dave Gonzalez http://www.digital-film-developing.com/


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